Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
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Top comments
ShadowLor 19
O.o How the hell does a guy fake it?? Seriously, anyone? Enlighten me?
Lilcommentaddict 0
I guess he was having a HARD time?
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Comments (162)
ThisRandomChild 0
Despite the comments that say youre an idiot, I actually understand what you mean.
Kingmort35 4
Wouldnt you notice he had no ****?
katie72 6
Pretty pic
DGHero 0
I feel his pain. my 1st gf was terrible at sex (after claiming that I was nowhere near her first, and that she was amazing in bed) I faked orgasms to stop her from mentally scarring me.
kyrisonfusion 22
It's called pissin periodically. Just make a stop and start pissin again. Do it right and it seems like you came. Have fun boys! It's hard to do.
bluerhhajfk 17
Wow, you must really suck.
The_9th_Doctor 18
we can and we have
zefronke8 25
By any chance, is your name Monica? And is your boyfriends name Chandler
two2blue 28
It doesn't mean she's ugly or bad in bed-- sometimes guys have trouble getting off, due to stress, medication, alcohol, or just being too used to their own hand. And stopping when you realize you're not gonna get there isn't "losing out on pleasure"... sometimes things can get kinda numb if you try too much!
JadeOmega 23
please tell me he hasn't been pissing on you