Today, I had RA training and we were doing mock situations. During one of these, I had a seizure. Everyone thought it was fake, until I started violently throwing up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm recovering from an emergency room visit. I was vomiting, sweating, shaking, crying, and couldn't even speak properly. I was scared of that, and scared of hospitals after a routine surgery nearly killed me two years ago. Most of my family are convinced I was faking all of it. FML
Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML
Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML
Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML
Today, I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warned my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemed very concerned about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she asked me if I had ever tried exorcism. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML
Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML
Today, at work, where I am the boss’s son, I introduced myself to the new guy and starting working on a project. Not five minutes into it, I apparently had a seizure, passed out, smashed my face on the work table, and regained consciousness in a state of confusion with EMTs surrounding me. FML
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Top comments
Steffi3 40
Atleast you were in good hands when they finally noticed
feven 32
That's terrible, but they must have thought you were a great actor for a few seconds.
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Comments (49)
Steffi3 40
Atleast you were in good hands when they finally noticed
gunnstreet 22
That's for sure!
CharlieKearney 23
Well, that sucks! Hope you're fine now!
friedpwnadge 25
I'm glad they seized the moment when it finally struck them.
whitnayfortooh 29
Oh the puns
friedpwnadge 25
Getting down voted means I'm doing something right, I think.
themysteriousfox 18
I hope they applied the training
coming back in the future 30
You never know when the moment will seizure.
Dilexar 26
No. Just no.
sweetbliss3 37
"you never know when you'll be able to seize the moment" would have been better ( but still bad), bc yours kind of doesn't make sense to me.
jtfrisch 22
Don't let the haters get you down, this was a quality pun
coming back in the future 30
#31 it's when you get caught up in the moment.
moo77_fml 20
Bad timing .. But already you had help at hand .. Hope ur feeling better :)
feven 32
That's terrible, but they must have thought you were a great actor for a few seconds.
Rhianonin 11
Seize the moment!
itsalanis 25
Not appropriate in this setting, but good try?
kittyisbaeornaw 18
They really couldn't tell a fake seizure from a real one?
luther48 20
When you're expecting fake situations, I'd assume it would be more difficult.
firefighter925 18
Well it depends on the seizure. She could of had a Petite Mal seizure where you could literally look like your staring off into space and shake a little. It's very easy to miss. A Grand Mal seizure is very noticeable.
rocker_chick105 31
And it honestly wouldn't be a bad thing for them to act out, because what if a resident were to have a medical issue while they were on duty?
kindasortayeah 25
My younger brother had a seizure when we were about 9 years old. At the time, I thought he was throwing a temper tantrum because he didn't want to go to bed. In reality, his blood-sugar levels were extremely low (he's diabetic). My point is, sometimes you don't know the difference.
warped_executive 16
Sorry op I hope you're okay! Least you got help immediately
PrincessZelda_HR 22
*almost immediately
PuppiesKisses 19
Eek sorry to hear about that. I hope you're doing well now. Best of luck OP.