Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
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ShadowLor 19
O.o How the hell does a guy fake it?? Seriously, anyone? Enlighten me?
Lilcommentaddict 0
I guess he was having a HARD time?
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Comments (162)
Neznat 0
I had a man like that. But he faked the whole relationship. IT IS a FML.
FreeRunn3r 12
See it's in an out not horizontal and sideways,sheesh straight forward,you'll break it.Also yes men can,I've faked before,because of bad riding,it sucks.I'm pretty sure all guys have gotten the bad ride to dick bend move b4,right?
perdix 31
Yeah, it's a really easy trick we guys have, here's how it's done: Step 1: Find a really stupid girl. Step 2: . . . there is no Step 2!!! It's that easy! I found a girl that was so stupid, I faked it while she gave me a *******. She got confused deciding whether to spit or swallow.
iscre4m 0
l0l
purplemnm 9
holy shitness...are you serious?! that's retarded xD
quikwit1212 0
Perdix is the king of hilarious sarcasm, at least I hope. If he's serious, I'm a little afraid of running into him in a dark alley.
perdix 31
Yeah, purplemnm, I've got the twitches, moans and eyerolls down to a science. If the girl is inquisitive enough to ask why nothing came out, I tell her it was a Tantric Dry ****** that I learned from reading Sting's book. Not a great thing to do, but better than telling a girl she's ugly or bad at sex.
purplemnm 9
what did she think was in her mouth?! xD
maskedman 9
Pee.
perdix 31
Tantrium.
imakeubleed 0
do I know u 34??? just kidding. lol
MrC19 0
damn.. u must suck at sex
laxkid19 0
well now u know
maskedman 9
You boyfriend is a snitch. He better stop revealing men secrets. First, Mystery puts his Method on VH1 and now this. It's getting ridiculous.
78euge781995 0
guys can fake it?!?!?
pfunk129 1
why would someone fake it if he's tapping it? oh yeah, unless he's gay.
Kureeziineko 3
so by your logic, all girls who fake it are lesbians.
BigRedBolshevik 0
Why couldn't a gut fake? all we have to do is pull out and dispose if the condom quickly. girls aren't gonna just inspect it. guys do it to preserve the confidence of his woman. don't think anything of it OP. if he wasn't enjoying himself, intimacy would neve happen.