Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML
Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML
Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out the second story window is a very bad idea. FML
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
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Top comments
Mi24hind 0
YDI for peeing on the hornets. what did they do to you?
KaptainKronicX 5
They must have been pissed. ;)
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Comments (273)
nikkilovee1997 0
that sucks!!
dolphincheddar 10
don't pee on a hornets nest? and don't be a wuss it's just a few stings
cocobulla1 4
no shit Sherlock
Iamnotmyself 17
Let's pee on a hornets nest, they obviously can't get me up here even though they can fly!
KaptainKronicX 5
They must have been pissed off...
melchibr_fml 0
that's why I only poop on hornet nests
BeatlesObsessed 12
What were you even thin-- Oh wait, you're a freakfreak...that explains it all.
UnicornHunter 12
What a idiot xD
ngm_fml 5
YDI YDI YDI idiot
chuckychan 8
look on the bright side, you made us all laugh
Mi24hind 0
YDI for peeing on the hornets. what did they do to you?
KaptainKronicX 5
They must have been pissed. ;)
urdirtyolduncle 15
Agreed. Don't **** with mother nature; It'll get pissed off.
Iamnotmyself 17
Close the window next time, might help.
lajaynay 15
Agreed. Don't piss on mother nature. Shes a bitch.
BeatlesObsessed 12
What were you even thin-- Oh wait, you're a freakfreak...that explains it all.
DeepDownThere 3
Well since everyone knows Hornets don't sting they obviously tied OP up to a chair and beat him with bats and brass knuckles. Then sold him into the sex trade and spent the money on crack and kit-Kat bars. What do you think the hornets did?
littlemissFYL 5
why are people assuming OP purposely did this? OP could have just peed out the window and a hornet's nest just so happened to be there. or OP thought it would have been funny to mess with mother nature. either way, OP is a nimrod & screwed.
daisyloo 7
YDI. Why would you even want to do that? Seriously! I'm sorry that you don't have common sense OP:(
FYLinAmajorWay 1
I guess this is why the "Warning, Do not try this at home" message appears before the start of every Jackass movie. Haha YDI if it was on purpose, FYL if it was an accident.
jamie72596 9
At 42...I guess he didn't look before he leaked
RetardedBullFrog 4
39, I think 2 was asking what the hornets ever did to the OP to deserve getting peed on. Not what the hornets did to him after he peed on them.
urdirtyolduncle 15
35-- Why you gotta copy me?
dolphincheddar 10
don't **** with hornets. their so badass they have there own theme song. black and yellow, black and yellow.
BShady96 0
you know what they say, its better to be pissed on than pissed off and get stung by a million bees!
purplepizza21 0
WTF encouraged you to do that shit in the first place ?????
morganrules123 10
Why do guys pee on everything?
trgower13 0
I bet it hurt falling on your dick. haha
JenL_fml 7
Why the F is he peeing out of a second story window?!
DeepDownThere 3
Oh. Got it. Some things are hard to convey through text.
urdirtyolduncle 15
85-- To mark our territory *pisses on 85*
asianperry 8
Wait,why would you pee out of a second story window? Or pee out of a window period? Was someone using your toilet,or is something wrong with it? Or,do you not have any common sense?
DeepDownThere 3
Asian perry. You sound like an incredibly boring person.
Drclino 0
i call bs! how would you fall out the window if your standing there taking a piss? is it a 5 foot tall sliding window or what
DalekScythe 0
he still deserves it for peeing out a window.
tjv3 10
well that's one way to get a plumper penis, saves the money on enzyte
steveakafranxy 7
#42 Even if OP didn't know about the nest, who the hell pees out a window?
el_paso_guy89 0
*pees on 85*
morganrules123 10
109-It's not polite to piss on people
Aim4thebullseye 4
*pisses on 171*
naughtia 14
how about a toilet next time?
Monii_Harlz 11
were did you get an idea to piss on a hornets nest?! durrrp!! corse there gonna come for you :p
da_cookie_monsta 1
I weep for the future of humanity.
AllTiimeLow 1
I thought it was pretty funny, and if I had one of those things I would do the same too. Lmao.:D
itsgen 16
haha this made me laugh!
seanders 10
If you piss on nature it will get pissed off.
Ugi 27
To be well away from the hornets I guess - presumably forgetting .... that hornets, as well as stinging like hell, can also ******* fly!
Ugi 27
Sorry - that was a reply to 200 but somehow ended up here. Ho Hum.
TheRealHouse 7
*pees on everyone peeing on Morgan* now you are ALL mine!!! muhahaha!!!
spoyhawk 1
#44 although this was stupid.. At least he tried something out of the ordinary. Something he dosent do everyday. Yes he couldve used his judgement. But he didnt and this taught him a lesson so i mean its not always appropriate to just dismiss every xrazy idea the second it tests your limits. We woul
rachilio 26
no shit asshole..... oh and those who are pissing on 85 & 171 need to **** off
Jownz345 3
YDI for being in a building
nhbasskid13 23
42-who pees out a window?
BoltTheSuperdog 22
OP might have been drunk, which would also explain why he fell through the window.
skatrgirl96 4
well lesson learned right?
greg84_fml 21
Let's us all hope so. Sounds like this guy got what was coming to him.
PrickHead 0
its better to be pissed off than pissed on...
sarahbella101 7
If this was by accident, fyl. but if it was on purposeydi. except why were you peeing from a window in the first place?? actually, ydi.
flagg1888 3
this is a pure YDI. seriously was the toilet just too far away??
J0gby 0
Some boys just do not deserve to have a penis....
goaliemkl123 8
89- the hornets got both.
ArentICute 0
Those hornets must have been pissed.
iSitt 0
why assume op is male?
TheRealHouse 7
^ lmao.. I just pictured some chick in a skirt or something hanging out a window croutching over a hornets nest awsome
lovejdbieber 0
wat in gods name gave u that idea???? moron
tatsmcgrath 4
ouch!
omgcookeys 15
it wouldn't be just "ouch" if he landed on his exposed junk.
Crncj 0
today, I learned that people are actually peeing on hornets nets' and falling through their friends' second story window
Dr_Jalepenos 0
Why do that in the first place.
jmk1469 5
ouch. why were you trying this anyway?
jmk1469 5
on a hornet's nest from a window?
JesusFishTaco 5
He obviously drank a Sobe just before this.
alphabetsoup96 0
whats wrong with the toilet?
Smokingweenies 3
Seriously! What would compel someone to randomly pee out of a 2 story window?
da_cookie_monsta 1
Maybe OP grew up in the museum of dumbassery.
MrOcean 0
i get scared shitless by bees
goshpeople 4
Better in this case to be scared pissless.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Hornet stings hurt a hell of a lot more than bee stings, or yellow jacket, or red wasp. Baking soda and water will be OP's best friends for a couple of days.
roxigrl14 8
Do not fear my friend for these are hornets not bees. ;)
hidingout777 0
What made you think that was a good idea?
urdirtyolduncle 15
Don't **** with mother nature; it'll get pissed off.
hoodasswhitekid 0
more like pissed on.
androiddestroya 7
lmao
ColorfulDonut 7
you said that twice mate... :P
ColorfulDonut 7
same comment twice??
Ariasmake_1 0
that's a very important lesson to learn sir!
Ariasmake_1 0
that's a very important lesson to learn sir!
unluckiestperson_fml 14
YDI has never been more fitting, c'mon dude!