Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. It was amazing, besides for the fact I barely felt him. I pretty much faked the entire thing. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
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Top comments
ShadowLor 19
O.o How the hell does a guy fake it?? Seriously, anyone? Enlighten me?
Lilcommentaddict 0
I guess he was having a HARD time?
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Comments (162)
gunta 0
Surely you would have known... wouldn't there of been a lack of... material? >.>
xSPiDERPiGx 0
little did you know he's been faking the whole relationship thing too.
Solkre 0
I hope he was faking as in noises... Otherwise you got peed on a little.
srunano 4
lmao
tristan1001 0
omg lmao that reminds me of the time a kid asked me 'if you pee in a girl does she explode?'
croyex 0
lol XD
Nakedsquirrel 5
Hahahahahhahahahaa
SubjectDelta 0
it's true, I killed 11 women, 2 men and a bear that way... The 1830's were crazy man, I was a freak back then
Lozza111 0
I thought guys couldn't pee when they were hard or is that just an old wives tale
Insanemf18 12
We can pee when hard it's just more difficult to aim
Driving_Gaming 22
VERY late reply. 5 years later.
MidgetMonster 0
ops boyfriend doesn't want to accept the fact he's gay.
lolitalouest 0
or she's just really bad
Kureeziineko 3
so by your logic, all girls who fake it are lesbians.
boredomowns 0
I can just imagine him with a bottle of glue behind his back waiting til the time seemed right :)
twinscrplayer6 0
haha I loled
vansbabe66 0
wow that sux! how do u react to that? well at least you know how it sounds or looks when he's not faking it.. but what if he was also faking it again??
boredomowns 0
dun dun duuun ...
jac420 0
if he was wearing a condom the op coulda totally not known unless she was inspecting the used rubber afterwards and in that case that's just gross and weird
boredomowns 0
but u can usually see it in the condom when he pulls out..at least a little bit
ShadowLor 19
Oooh, hey, that makes sense! I totally hadn't thought about that. Tricksy guyses
BurtonStyle 0
blue balls!
caitea 0
why would he want to fake it? o_O he's just ruining things for himself.
Mortanious 0
This doesn't add up right but in any case, OP and your boyfriend, you guys are pretty stupid. He is for "faking" it, and you are for not realizing anything wrong. Really only way is a condom but still you can't fake coming with perfect, for lack of better terms, contractions.