Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML
Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the shit out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
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Top comments
morgan020 0
wouldn't he be your fiancé?
kristenlee 3
well if you still need a theme, i think frankenstein would have the most badass wedding EVER. obviously you need more optimism.
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Comments (123)
ZoeeC 0
Serves you and your boyfriend right for putting that cat in the box ;/, I'd claw your face off if youd kept me in a box too :)
sweetjeebus 0
Who gives thier fiancee a cat right before the wedding? Here's a new pet to kennel when we go on our honeymoon!
hiitisbrooke 28
theres nothing a little Cover up cant fix
megan61302 0
That makes no sense, Frankenstein's bride was murdered by his creation. Read the book people.
baby_gurl2405 0
if your wedding was tomorow, then wouldn't he be ur fiance and not ur boyfriend?
WTFsGoingOn 0
Well someone obviously didn't do their homework before responding. Try at least browsing through the other comments next time, I vote that this is a fail on #64's part.
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, this one made me laugh really hard. Feel sorry for you though :) FYL
xoluvinshayxo 0
oh wow that suckss... but i hope all goes well...
acvball92 0
Frankenstein's wife is actually Elizabeth who is really beautiful, but is later killed by the monster made by Frankenstein(Victor).
Me27 0
1.) Fiance, not boyfriend. 2.) "Early" would be a month. Two or three weeks even. Not the day before. 3.) How stupid, getting a living present the day before the big event. Not the time to be breaking in a new pet and such.
TARA94 0
That really sucks :( You will look very ugly on your wedding day but at least you are getting married!