Today, I got bad food poisoning. Again. The first time I thought it was the stomach bug that’s going around, so once I felt better, I proceeded to eat leftover food that actually got me sick the first time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I was on holiday over the Christmas period and ended up with food poisoning. I spent most of the time on the toilet. I think I’ll stay home next time. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, I was training for my new job at a restaurant. As part of training, they give you free food so you know what to recommend, and the dish I got was really good. Eight hours later I saw it again while I was puking. I got food poisoning from my own workplace. FML
Today, I came home from a four month stay in Africa, where I managed to avoid suffering any serious illness. Some hours after my first meal back at home, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I didn't feel like cooking when I got home from work, so I decided to go to the local restaurant nearby and do my part in supporting small businesses. Long story short, I woke up later feeling like absolute shit. Hello, food poisoning. FML
Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML
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poopface82 25
You learned this rule the hard way - if anyone gets the explosive *****, dump the leftovers just to be safe.
CaptainMaggot 11
I had kidney stones last year and ended up with so much abdominal pain and vomiting that it took me 6 months to even want to eat what I had for dinner that night again. My bf ended up eating the dinner leftovers from that night because I just couldn't stomach the idea of eating it after that. If he didn't have them, I definitely would've thrown them out cuz there was zero chance of me eating them after that awful night.
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poopface82 25
You learned this rule the hard way - if anyone gets the explosive *****, dump the leftovers just to be safe.
CaptainMaggot 11
I had kidney stones last year and ended up with so much abdominal pain and vomiting that it took me 6 months to even want to eat what I had for dinner that night again. My bf ended up eating the dinner leftovers from that night because I just couldn't stomach the idea of eating it after that. If he didn't have them, I definitely would've thrown them out cuz there was zero chance of me eating them after that awful night.