Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet. As the vet reached to examine him, he hissed, then clawed me instead, and then ran straight into a wall. Now we’re both sitting at the vet's, scowling and injured. FML
Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML
Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
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AMAN1218 4
that's one mean pussy!
awesomer2000 0
I hope you picked up all the bits of his arms
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Comments (199)
venusvsmars 2
YDI for having a cat.
seanders 10
In Soviet Russia, pussy gets you. In Soviet Russia, iPod touch you.
seanders 10
In Soviet Russia, these jokes make no ******* sense:)
muhaidib 2
your cat is a pussy...
VinegarStrokes 0
TOTALLY agree with 1. This is just another reason why cats ******* SUCK!
CateXOX 0
38- Or have had a bad experience with one as a child.
VinegarStrokes 0
Oh and by the way, you just got peed on a little bit right? How is this an FML you're posting for yourself? It seems like your boyfriend got his shit fuuucked up. Now, in typical woman fashion, you're trying to get all the attention from it. Psssh hahahah!!!!!
YacL 15
Cats are awesome! Some cats are just more grumpy than others... those ones will scratch your eyes out.
MizzErikaHart 8
44, she got peed on, does that count as a FML?
megz21 0
I hate cats...
thetrollyoulike 6
this site ain't for 11 year olds!
horneyhic 15
amen cats suck
itsmeyippie 0
70- getting peed on by a cat is no big deal, just take a shower and change clothes, this is a F His L because one single scratch from a cat usually stings and bleeds badly, but his arm entirely scratched and a bad bite hurts and bleeds
venusvsmars 2
Yeah 38, 40 is right. I tried to help a sick cat and it attacked me. Then another time, I tried to simply pet a cat at a friends house, I let it sniff my hand first and everything, and it still attacked me. Meanwhile, I have always gotten along with dogs. Cats suck.
WishResign 0
agree with #1... should've gotten a dog. a small one even if you don't like big dogs. cats are uglier, disloyal, & useless. cats are for ******* (no pun intended). they have no protective instincts either... plus, I'm allergic.
scarletdragonfly 5
98 - Strangely, my cat is more affectionate towards me than my dog. It happens.
SadinSherman 16
Or have a dog
NYC_Yoshi 3
hahaha, first poster said my first thoughts! obviously a lot of cat lovers on here.
Baggyklown 0
So, how does this f your life? Its more like f your bf's life
CutiePie_101 7
That sucks but it's more like **** your boyfriend's life.
AMAN1218 4
that's one mean pussy!
Yinky_Unbanned 0
Bite that pussy back ;P
Yinky_Unbanned 0
Or like the Ying-Yang twins say "Beat that pussy up, Beat that pussy up" lol
Neorecon19 18
Here's an idea: Stop giving the cat acid.
YacL 15
I hope OP's BF likes his ******* frisky.
LaDeeDaDeeDaLaLi 0
OP 1 thing i wanna say. how is this an FML for YOU! the cat peed on you and thats it, yet your BF got his arm shredded? HE'S the one who's life i ****** up write now
princessRiRi97 0
Pussy doesnt like having meds injected into her... sometimes you just have to force it in threw the mouth
partygril378 0
lol@14,19 and 61!!XD
WeeGee_fml 0
I'd honestly kill that cat :)
melanie177 1
Who's Tooth?
awesomer2000 0
I hope you picked up all the bits of his arms
goshpeople 4
That was my initial thought, too. It gives a pretty disturbing mental picture.
Doomire 0
I hate cats. they are a disgrace of this earth
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
or else the cat will get them!
Blueglasscup 18
Well it only peed on you... Your boyfriend took far more damage!
sailorzoe 14
Cat piss STANKS.
geko911 22
jump in the litter box!
itsmeyippie 0
36- it actually doesn't I've had one cat since I was five, and I have two others, it smells like nothing really, it just might little sticky
hawkeye12221 0
you musta had some awesome cat, my cats piss EVERYWHERE and it leaves this stench of feted ammonia that is very unappetizing in the dining room...
laxscorer106 0
Ya 91 your cat sounds awesome, when my cat pisses it stinks bad!!!
itsmeyippie 0
then maybe its just my 3 cats, but all my friends or family with cats say the same so maybe my area has a mutant alien cat invasion :o
jummpy117 0
Well if the cat peed on the cut her arm could get infected so she might have more damage done to her.
itsmeyippie 0
her arm wasn't scratched the boyfriend's arm was
Gelf 0
k no cat piss is RANK you obviosly can't smell or somfink.
faithe92 0
poor kitty
chiddy_bang71 0
that's what happens when I take medicine too.
deaper 16
CATS ARE THE DEVIL!!!!
Takaska 0
Why the heck do you have a gun pointed at Hamtaro? I thought you said cats were evil. WHICH THEY AREN'T!
ladybug108 0
114, that's a mouse..... this is a cat
YacL 15
I think it looks like a Hamster.
DjeePee 25
Wow. Poor you. Poor cat. I know it's not easy to give every cat his/her medicine, but breaking his own teeth by biting? Wow.
CateXOX 0
I was thinking about how hard the cat must've bitten the boyfriend to break his own tooth. Scarring for sure.
Alex94xela 0
well the boyfriend prolly flexed so the cat broke his tooth
WallyTheWombat 0
My cousin had a cat that was so afraid of people, whenever a stranger came near it, it would start eating at it's own stomach to try to kill itself. So gross... It had to constantly wear a cone around it's face.
GARCYA23 0
it might be retarded?
BagleHead 6
#50 LOL
TardxxxCake 4
#50 poor baby D': Did something scarring happen to the cat to cause that kind of reaction to strangers?
Lidiya8lml 0
demon cat
ditzy1992 5
agreed
topkat321 0
I like those
chrissi3vintage 0
poor pussy :(
sac2000 6
the damn cat deserved the acid if he's gonna attack people like that
whosechairisthat 0
ur pretty