IloveJapan
Japan
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Pleasantville, United States
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
baby.momma2
Dominion
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
tkrause
Nelson, Canada
Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
anonymous
Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML
352
United States
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Maria
York, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
nonymous human subject
Palo Alto, United States
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
LonelyHeart
United States
Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML
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rubberduckie94 13
And you sat still long enough for him to give you one there?
taytoc 10
Om nom
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Comments (248)
Birdie_Sage 0
Atleast it ain't a tattoo. It'll go away, rub some concealer on it and you're done!
spurlock62 0
At least it isn't a tattoo. **
JudgeTroll 6
Ain't is a word
I_lost_the_game 25
"Nam'saying"? I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
missalkali 8
51 is making a point. presumably that's not the way he thinks English is to be spoken. lay off him.
koolkat27 13
82- nobody gives a **** if somebody says "ain't". You ain't got the right to tell people what to do!
lazypopo 0
Just say you played in a paintball war and tell them you got shot in the forehead.
NandersTheFox 22
But you have to wear a mask in paintball
TheBonzaiGirl 0
Since your name is "ilovejapan" he was obviously just putting the Japanese flag (a red circle) on your forehead. You should really be more appreciative of his consideration....
gader 3
She has a man while she isn't blond. What about you?! I'm just saying ;)
Awsumuzzie 12
Is 56 using a pick up line? I'm not comprehending...
peacefully84 19
my boyfriend did that to me the day before I started a new job. I didn't have any make up so I rubbed it with an ice cube. That helped a lot. You should try it.
Urbanchiller 0
I dont think hey boyfriend will be much appreciative,if he finds out she rubbed Ice Cube on her face. You know the rapper, no?! Ok... "Move along people nothing to see here".
RedPillSucks 33
Is your boyfriend squidward?
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Yes, he is.
KingDavidJr23 1
You must have very loose skin.
schizoid_fml 3
Cee?
marie803 3
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Feared 9
At least a dog didn't mark OP as their territory. I would take a hickey to the forehead before taking urine to the face.
crimsonprodigy 15
Pretty sure it was foreplay ;)
berichsoon 11
Love is pain