Today, I was doing my paper round. I got to the last house and thought I had done everything right. I checked my list of houses, and I had done every single one wrong. I went and got all the papers back and delivered them again. That was when I realised I did them right in the first place. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Today, I submitted my 5000 word assignment. When I got home, my mother asked if I'd checked it through one more time like she always warned me to do. I hadn't, therefore hadn't noticed the paragraph on page 11 that she'd written, telling me to pay attention to the small details. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, I found out I've been incorrectly sorting thousands of papers for the past two weeks. My boss wanted them sorted by date, but the co-worker who instructed me said to sort them into alphabetical order just to watch me fail. FML
Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML
Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML
Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML
Today, I took an exam, for which I have been studying for weeks, I was confident at first, but then really struggled with it. I finished with about ten minutes to spare, turned to what I thought would be the end of my paper and found the first page of questions I was supposed to have answered. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
dmipotc 0
how are you not able to do a paper round correctly? good luck in your future careers....you'll need it
tbbucs 0
you have a future in garbage collection. they leave it out for you so it's easier than a paper route.
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Comments (74)
jdgoedegebuure 0
Exactley how can you mess up a paperround? Still; sucks to be you... :S
6969awesome 0
c===3 that's u OP, a dick
brookiebaby1212 0
um isn't it called a paper ROUTE not a paper round that makes no sense like seriously people how dumb can u be..
TrixieKitty 5
OP is from the UK. Believe it or not, people from different parts of the world say things differently than Americans. I know... I know... I just blew your mind... Try to broaden your horizons a little...
prequel_fml 2
ydi for being a pussy
chevygirl_1975 0
CrApPy.............i can remember doing somthing like that one time with my first route.... :0
Starfire22 5
That sucks! You wasted a log of time and energy doing the same thing over again!
PaulB123 11
Gee do ya think so?
blland 0
anon also delivers, but they never deliver to wrong houses. YDI!
dmipotc 0
how are you not able to do a paper round correctly? good luck in your future careers....you'll need it
nazooer 11
How are you not able to make a proper sentence? Good luck in future careers, you'll need it.
hackymeal 0
26 win
ben44_fml 0
so wait you checked and got it wrong and the realized you had it right...wow
PaulB123 11
That is exactly what it says, yes.
j_Leigh15 0
What the hell if you cant read directions right for a paper route i cant imagine how you did in school!!!!
Twinklestar 0
He's probably still in school if he's doing a paper route and seeing as he can write a lot better than you he's probably not doing so badly.
Fop 6
Intelligence does not lie only in grammar. Several, yes, several math teachers that I know of can not pronounce "R." They can do math, however. If I didn't care about grammar I wouldn't write as well as I do, would that automatically make me stupid?
Twinklestar 0
If you can't form a correct sentence it would imply you probably didn't do as well in school than someone who can...
Zer0_Zer0 0
Yes.
tbbucs 0
you have a future in garbage collection. they leave it out for you so it's easier than a paper route.
PirateMan 0
First