IloveJapan
Japan
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Pleasantville, United States
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
baby.momma2
Dominion
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
tkrause
Nelson, Canada
Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
anonymous
Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML
352
United States
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Maria
York, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
nonymous human subject
Palo Alto, United States
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
LonelyHeart
United States
Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML
Top comments
rubberduckie94 13
And you sat still long enough for him to give you one there?
taytoc 10
Om nom
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Comments (248)
kriz_allizwell 6
sorry to be a dumbo but whats a hickey?
owlfeatures 8
It's love bite... I don't really know how to explain it...
BrysGirl27 14
Yeah it's a love bite-rash-mark haha
OverFlash 15
People do them by sucking on an area, usually the neck, to draw blood nearer to the skin, thus leaving a mark
Pelreskovich 11
How romantic! You have a sexy forehead.
TheElle 6
Bahhha, That's hilarious.
YdoIhaveAchode 4
Lol, you sat there and let him suck on your forehead. Ydi.
peacefully84 19
To those asking why she let him; most usually the guy in a relationship is bigger and stronger. when my guy did it to me, he held me down. I slapped at him but he just thought it was hilarious.
ImDaBes 6
Take a bottle cap and twist it back and forth over the hickey (it'll probably hurt like hell on the forehead) it'll disperse the blood.
ImDaBes 6
btw in case anyone's confused, a hickey is pooled blood cause by sucking it all into one spot. Twisting the bottle cap on it breaks up the pooled blood and disperses it, making the hickey disappear.
Namenlos_fml 20
Call it your third eye. XD
andwhat1170_fml_fml 3
I've had that happen. It sucks.
nazzy84 2
Lol how do you even let that happen??
kriz_allizwell 6
hickey?
Teabubbles 8
look it up on google images....have fun...