IloveJapan
Japan
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Pleasantville, United States
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
baby.momma2
Dominion
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
tkrause
Nelson, Canada
Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
anonymous
Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML
352
United States
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Maria
York, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
nonymous human subject
Palo Alto, United States
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
LonelyHeart
United States
Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML
Top comments
rubberduckie94 13
And you sat still long enough for him to give you one there?
taytoc 10
Om nom
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Comments (248)
SkoomaKi 28
21 - what kind of shit are you into...?
Calyx_fml 22
Bullseye!
micahsmommy 13
Is that what is considered a Japanese kiss? Marking the red circle from the flag on your forehead? I prefer a French kiss myself.
kylesgirlforever 12
I agree with the French kisses being better lol
DeathByMuffins 0
21 - I see what you did there
babe7260 30
Omg how old is he, hope u have lotsa make up to cover it up!!!!
mikeymayhem_87 15
My ex did that to me too. It just looked like she smacked really hard in the forehead thankfully. Lol. Good luck trying to cover it up OP!
owlfeatures 8
One of my friends had a hickey on her neck in the shape of an umbrella, we still call her Rihanna... Hehehe :D
Pandacupcakelove 26
Well... That was a mental image i did not need.
sillylolo 6
I've had that happen... It sucks op
gracehi 33
Hickeys don't appear instantly. Why would you let him do that? Unless he held you down or something. Still, it could be worse. I knew a girl who got a hickey on her neck from a guy with braces. You could see the marks from the braces all around her hickey!
EvilLilCupcake 10
Hickeys usually do appear right away if they're dark enough. And how is that worse? You can cover it up with a shirt or coat. But with it being on your forehead it's a little more difficult....
KendratheUnicorn 0
I agree, it's not like he snapped his fingers and it appeared.