Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, it was my last day at school before I graduate next week. Ten minutes into lunch break, I was brutally nailed in the neck by a football. Now, not only do I look like I was given a hickey by the Jolly Green Giant himself, I have to wear a neck brace at my graduation ceremony. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
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Top comments
rareasspepe 5
Could have been worse... You could have had a raging boner.
MCFX2 10
At least you learned something.
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MCFX2 10
At least you learned something.
chrisbeaudoin 26
Anyone else notice how there are two fmls about hickeys today? Interesting...
blazingshot147 19
#66 it honestly took me a moment to remember the context and I thought you were talking about country hicks, not hickeys. Anyways, I do think that's a bit odd, maybe FML is feeling a bit intimate today...
rareasspepe 5
Could have been worse... You could have had a raging boner.
trucker2 33
How on earth could that be bad,...free advertisement LOL
pandaxpress 19
#25 Unless there is nothing to advertise...
ShirtlessWonder 17
#25 Regardless of size, it's usually really embarrassing and awkward to have people see that you have a boner.
Xion0014 20
Or herpes
imStoneCold 7
Most likely it would subside after the embarrassment of being called up for it.
Jackimo98 24
I feel like your professor could get in trouble for that. It's pretty demeaning and inappropriate.
JustinJK 21
Waaaaahhh. grow up. OP is in college. They're an adult. They made the decision to partake in the acts of getting a hickey in a noticeable area.
bapbap_fml 15
If this is college, not so bad. If it's High School I'd say it's not appropriate.
memed_fml 17
everyone knows that op gets mad pussy..oh no!
DoomedGemini 38
It depends on how the professor went about it in my opinion. It seems to me that their decision to do so was to embarrass/Shame op in class. That's not okay.
schreibergx93 19
Professors don't get in trouble for things such as that. 1. Was it educational? Yes. 2. Was there proper demonstration and example? Yes. That's all that matters for it.
schreibergx93 19
Or dick.
ShirtlessWonder 17
#24 professor means college. You don't have professors for high school, at least not in the US.
junacorn97 6
That's not true I have two professors I'm a high school student in the USA. Jttc classes are taught by college professors so yea if your in dual enrollment they are professors not teachers
tranced_ 45
wow wish I had such cunningly attentive professor :D
princeewan 4
wonderfull, i suggest you always sit on the front row, you must appear in the teacher sight that he might again call you to the front that will really make you more confident and intrested in study, i am also medical student this is my 4th year, i would appreciate if you be my friend..
ThrottleJockey 36
Steady there sailor. Steady...
jake131000 21
Your professor is no doubt an asshole...but did you have to sit in the front?
lexred 30
man that's pure humiliation. ur professor's such a ****. bad decision to sit in the front row.
Brokeandsad 8
This is hilarious. While he definitely sucks for that, you can't really blame him. Everyone knows hickeys are extremely unprofessional and reflect poorly
InnocenceBlue 38
You should complain to the dean if you're in college or the principal if you go to school. That's incredibly unfair that you were targeted like that. Your professor humiliated you when he had no right. It was very unprofessional on his part as well.
kaotic_angel88 24
most likely op is on college. and if he didn't want people to see, he should have gotten it somewhere else.
Setareh23 34
I agree it's not a huge deal (unless this teacher makes a habit of targeting OP) but I can't really agree with the "if OP didn't want the teacher to call on them without prior notice and point something out that is none of their business and, while interesting, completely unnecessary in order to teach the subject matter, then they should just change the way they make out with their SO in the privacy of their own home" either. I mean, that would be like having a teacher call out someone with acne to the front of the class and point it out to everyone how pimples have to do with WBC and whatnot, and then tell the embarrassed student "well then, why did you go out in public without makeup if you didn't want someone to point it out in front of a large group of people?"
kendalbear 16
He had every right. It's college, not high school.
oiler 21
that must have SUCKED
tangerine06 20
Just like your pun