IloveJapan
Japan
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Pleasantville, United States
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
baby.momma2
Dominion
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
tkrause
Nelson, Canada
Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
anonymous
Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML
352
United States
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Maria
York, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
nonymous human subject
Palo Alto, United States
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
LonelyHeart
United States
Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML
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rubberduckie94 13
And you sat still long enough for him to give you one there?
taytoc 10
Om nom
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Comments (248)
lifes_a_b1tch 7
Lol, an ex did that to my eyelid once. Thank God for makeup :)
phatdaddy62 23
And you let him.
ravenxcorvinus 9
LoL! My husband does that to mess with my boss, he considers it a 'territorial marking'. Kind of like a dog peeing on a tree... Special, I know.
lovin_it77 2
My boyfriend has done this numerous times...and don't think I don't try to stop it! No amount of hitting or kicking can get him off me. He did it once before I left on a trip so "none of the guys would hit on me while I was gone." I'm glad I'm not alone in this.
jroxursox1 10
You: what have I told you about forehead hickies?? Him: it's weird and rude. *little kid voice*
angel2015 4
That's weirdly adorable:)
raraisbang 12
This has actually happened to me.... My boyfriend (ex now, though not because of this) thought it would be funny to give my forehead a hickey right before a job interview.
AshleyAcid69 0
My boyfriend did the same thing to me. Could be worse, it could be on your chin.
abethehonest 4
at least you didn't get your eyeball licked like the other OP a while ago :)
jgunner1230 3
Hahaha this sounds strangely familiar... Been there sweetheart. Give it a few days and some Maybeline powder! It will be allllllllright!