IloveJapan
Japan
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Pleasantville, United States
Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML
baby.momma2
Dominion
Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML
tkrause
Nelson, Canada
Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
anonymous
Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML
352
United States
Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Maria
York, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
nonymous human subject
Palo Alto, United States
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
LonelyHeart
United States
Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML
Top comments
rubberduckie94 13
And you sat still long enough for him to give you one there?
taytoc 10
Om nom
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Comments (248)
HendricksProdigy 0
Did u wear a scarf on ur forehead?
MissTimeLord 3
Yet you let him do it...they don't just pop out of nowhere
_MidnightLuna_ 17
Sounds like something my boyfriend would do... just to bug me. However, he knows that if he gives me a big purple mark on my forehead, or anywhere on my face... I'd pretty much murder him :P
SavanahIsMyName 4
Ah the old flat iron to the forehead.
EmoPotato 3
Rum/ scratch it with a comb. It breaks up the blood cells and will go away faster
goddamniluvme 0
Lol that would piss me off.
annigotammo 1
At least the "I fell" story could actually be plausible.
CimmyJo 11
Bangs...?
kirbeaar 19
I feel your pain, OP. My boyfriend did the same except it was on my chin, I looked ridiculous for a good week.
Fangsnuzzles 8
My dad did that once.. I was in 8th grade and I said I ran into a wall.