Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML
Today, after spending a day in the ER and a day in hospital, I was recovering from emergency surgery. My boyfriend left to eat and didn't come back. He texted me 4 hours later that he was drinking with his friends and that he loved his "brown eyed girl". My eyes aren't brown. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
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JenDanielle917 13
What bitches you have to deal with.
sseberly 11
Man, rough day :(
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sseberly 11
Man, rough day :(
crazychick1269 7
that sounds so bad
Damn_Hippster 11
That is just an unfortunate sequence of events OP. Sorry to hear that.
ikickgingers 15
Did someone say morphine? O_o
yamatelle 19
Is this after you ran over him with your wheelchair?
LiveLaughFML 10
you wanted him back, you're so through with that, and honestly he turned out to be the best thing you never had. :)
Streeet_hayley 6
Breaking up with you while you're in the hospital? Dont listen to your parents, you will find someone much better
Fml_FTW228 10
Wow, that must be terrible. I know from experience that surgery at a young age sucks, and you have all these added variables. Sorry, get better soon.
fakeaccountX 6
21 just fired their lolzerbeam at full power.
Hannahrayne 0
Wow.. You can say that again:(
theaws0m3guy 4
Man...this FML isn't even funny, it's straight up depressing.. :( sorry OP!
nagbackdive 0
You don't even know why he broke up with her.
n_epic_fail 14
If the ass dumped you while you're in recovery he's obviously one of the worst things to happen to you. Your mom and aunt are just dumb asses.
Xr70r7 4
Holy shit, the same thing happened to me! My gf broke up with my via text. I even traveled an hour to go to her volleyball game the same day.
RocketNinjaFish 12
Your ex is an asshole. what kind of person breaks up with someone in the hospital?!
JenDanielle917 13
What bitches you have to deal with.
ajsciri4 0
Yeah and bitches like these are why opiates are so effective. ;D
Bbhd05 0
Looks like you should have pocketed some of that morphine, Eh?
Iheartfunny 1
OP thats what we in the buissness call a double whammy.
sarapsosis 1
I think you deserve a joint
GuitarFail123 9
wow, what dbag breaks up wit their partner while they r in the hospital?? ur better off witout him, srry op
Naitras 15
With* Are* You're Without* Sorry*
zuzupetalsYO 11
don't forget *douchebag
GuitarFail123 9
with the grammer corrections..... lol
eeppiicc 8
They sound like major pains
Icejza_DaChilla 7
Your mother sounds like a lovely woman.. Prove them wrong. I wonder why he broke up with you
tmmundy 17
because he's a dick!!!!
ripjohnlennon 5
Just cuz a guy dumps a girl doesn't make him a dick. For all we know he was the nicest guy ever, and OP is a total bitch!
touch_the_sky 7
56 - Even if that is the case, he picked the worst possible time to break up with her.
Icejza_DaChilla 7
Exactly why I wonder why he broke up with her, hard to say if it's a TDI or FYL without that info
stephan18 23
He probably broke up because of the aunt and mother...
liquidSELECT 0
I feel very sorry for you rough day my freind
Caitlin72 5
Your mom and aunt sound like angry bitches.
jillianmathers12 13
That sucks! He is a ass for breaking up with you while you were in the Hospital! You don't need him! Find a guy that really cares for you!
Madiluvsyuh98 2
The way eminem cares for you right
Millman_fml 9
#49 I didn't get that at first! But Hahahahaha that's good lol
bo1440 3
Should of told them to stfu op. It's none of their business, and to buy you a bottle of tequila for being bitcahes, to tie you over till you more meds. Oh and get well soon.
shalia_fml 1
oh dear, that's just plain awful...like someone said just prove them wrong and just ignore them. you have enough to deal with already :/
wisericky 12
You should have jumped out of the car while the morphine was still in your system.