Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today I adopted a dog. He ran away the same day. FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I was drunk in a hotel lobby with some of my cousins. I went out on the patio to get some fresh air when I saw a black cat in the bushes. I went straight over to it and started to pet it. I realized too late that the black cat was actually a skunk. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML
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Top comments
badbadman187 1
that stinks
xx000o 27
It could have been a Wolverine.
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Comments (58)
millieraptor 5
Lovely...
genesisnirvana 11
Smelly...
EnEl_Infierno 15
2 words Op, tomato sauce! Now that's what I call smelly situation.
GlitteryMasakali 1
Atleast it didnt spray it's smelly fluids on you, or did it? ;)
muchagente 5
i wouldn't think the dog would know op now...
Ferretface 13
This reminds me of the commercial where the woman brings a raccoon into the house, thinking it's her pet.
Deathhound 27
So, did your dog came back?
RebeccaBree 0
actually ur better off going to the vet and getting some stuff. it works a million tines better. just ask my brother
MerrikBarbarian 9
tomato sauce doesn't work! this recipe does! I've used it on many skunked dogs- 1 quart peroxide 1 cup baking soda 2 squirts dawn dish soap use immediately after mixing. the peroxide and baking soda bubble the oils to the surface and the soaps breaks them up. once you have lathered and soaked with that for 5 minutes, rinse off then repeat with just dish soap. you will go from over powering skunk to only able to smell it if you pretty much ran your nose in the dogs fur (or your arm op!)
EvilPotato 15
let's play a little game I like to call...guess what happens next.
badbadman187 1
that stinks
THE_A_TEEN 28
No kidding. :/
xlord 27
Deodorant is too mainstream. At least now your indie :D
EnEl_Infierno 15
Captain Obvious Strikes Again!
Eggers 2
30- deodorant is for musty pubes, not skunk victims
shrimpygymnast 9
35- rofl!
juicedboi 7
Rub scented tampons all over yourself. They cost a Lil more than deodorant but it's worth it.
xx000o 27
It could have been a Wolverine.
reallytho3 11
Thts a pretty random animal to find...
ThreeSheetsGone 12
No, a chinchilla would be a random animal to find.
Prankster7o7 5
That, or an echidna. :)
ThePokemonMaster 5
Same thing happened to me but with a Stunky.
StoryOfTheYear 15
You've just been punked! (Leaves out lame pun)
deaper 16
Nope. You've just been SKUNKED!
indielove 13
23-you should have left that pun out
JPChiQYaya 0
23 , No.. Just No.
Freeze_fml 17
It ran away. Leave it alone.
THE_A_TEEN 28
It's hard to lose a pet, he can't just "leave it alone".
Freeze_fml 17
Don't hold your pets captive.
StoryOfTheYear 15
14- Pretty sure he did after this series of unfortunate events.
Eggers 2
16 house pets live longer than feral animals. do you have a problem with increasing the lifespan of animals?
SimpleMinds_fml 7
Freeze, are you retarded or have you just never owned a pet? It doesn't matter if you have a cat, dog, rabbit, what ever the **** you have - it's easy for it to wander off and get lost. Most of the time pets run off out of stupidity, they aren't trying to escape. It's like letting a 3 year old loose. Well, you shouldn't hold him captive - of course he is going to wander off.
Freeze_fml 17
I own two German Shepherds and their gate is wide open everyday.
borkchop1992 15
at least you didnt grab a coyote
marpay 11
At least you didn't grab (insert completely irrelevant animal name here). That would of been bad.
StoryOfTheYear 15
That's funny.
Eggers 2
at least you didn't grab a jogger
shooterbuddy 8
That stinks
musicfreak9821 6
You Fail!
maddylovesu 5
i love how theyre profile pic IS OF a dog...
shooterbuddy 8
Ha ha
cIickhere 5
Im sorry, you should forget about it now, your skunky smell will make the dog run faster
FYLDeep 26
Hopefully the OP is just starting school for the fall. That could lead to some great first impressions.
lindseyluvszac 4
Did you find your dog?
Lemycakes 4
I hope they did find their dog!!:,(