Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
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laurenlovesjb 20
Here's a hint. Life hardly ever works like it does in the movies.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
I guess you can say that this plan... *lowers monocle* Back-fired.
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Comments (100)
icepick23 12
Run for the hills. Real men hold it in!
stevothedevo 25
How hard did you blow is his mouth?
nater658 1
My wife thought the same thing. She got punched in the pace. Apparently persons with PTSD don't always respond so well to waking up with someone in you face.
theleahsaurus 7
My boyfriend has done that too lol
socialsoccer 0
Story of my life lol
anoynomus15 4
maybe next time you shouldnt try the fairytale ending. Hmm?
mxgirl1998 26
Guess your in a comedy movie.
inserclevername 2
Naturally your sphincter loosens as you sleep, making you more flatulent.
daemonsparta 16
"like they do in the movies" = bad idea
marier00 19
cute