Today, I found out that when my mum had introduced me to her boyfriend, it was right before his birthday, so she'd rounded his age up. For two years I thought he was seven and a half years older than me, when really he's actually six and a half years older. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several times, and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML
Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
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zeesther 6
And what is the f*ing problem?
poopface82 25
How would you like it if your parent dated someone who was only a few years older than you? An adult child can be forgiven for being weirded out by it.
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Comments (4)
zeesther 6
And what is the f*ing problem?
poopface82 25
How would you like it if your parent dated someone who was only a few years older than you? An adult child can be forgiven for being weirded out by it.
UniUni 20
That it's ******* disgusting
Thaylok 17
my mother dated guys my oldest brothers age. in fact a few were his friends. But all were in their 20's and only 15 years younger than my mother. He'll, I think my brother specifically introduced a few of his cougar hunter friends to her.
Brightside86 31
What really sucks about age gapes is the end of life stages being out of sync. Sure dating a 25 year old when your 40 might be a bit of a culture leap but when your 70 they'll be 55. That's when the age gap really catches up with you.
Iamthebanzai22 21
And?