Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
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Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my boyfriend died. I was crying in my room when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my mom coming to comfort me, but instead she yelled and screamed at me for doing the dishes wrong. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Great plan! You can cry all you want and people will think you are admirably mourning the deceased, when you are merely whining about your loss of a hard dick.
illmatic2 16
Did it cheer you up?
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Comments (92)
Meru 0
Wow. Why haven't I ever thought of that?
iGrenade 0
you never get any fmls. and you often reply to a chick's comment saying the same thing.
iHateThisLife 10
at least at the funeral no one will know the real reason for ur tears.
QWERTYCommander 5
I really hope the funeral was for someone related to your mom.
ppatel5 0
Damn
chobitschibi1369 0
I am sorry that your mom seems to have no idea what "cheering up" means, but at the same time, my mother would do this to me. It is a place to cry. Relish in it.
winslow310560 0
your mother is an idiot, you are an idiot as well...
KSk8r14 0
Oh, Jesus..
Naitras 15
yes what??
berg54 0
epic mother.
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
There's just no pleasing some people. Did you ever think that the dead can't come back to life, even if you are sad.. So maybe the funeral was necessary to be at. Not for you to be cheered up, but to pay respects. At least it'd look normal if you were crying. But if you were more pissed that you were at a funeral..well that's just rude. :(