Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML
Today, I decided to buy a meal for a homeless man who was being shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him, I realized it was my dad, wearing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
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RODEOqueen 0
Ouch. That's why you shouldn't try to make friends by putting other people down.
imaginaryvoice 18
Ahahaha that's when you back away slowly and compliment on how attractive his father is
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imaginaryvoice 18
Ahahaha that's when you back away slowly and compliment on how attractive his father is
Sonfang 19
You should have been polite and asked if he knew the man and if so who was he, not go and make fun of someone behind their back! You never judge a book by it's cover!
iHOOT4Hooters 0
Let me go make fun of some random guy in my work that looks homeless! I can't imagine how many new friends I'm going to be making while laughing at this guy! What a flawless plan! OP, you know what they say, don't judge a book by it's.... Screw you OP.
lolmonster34 0
Pfft pfft I mean look at that amazing haircut he has
RODEOqueen 0
Ouch. That's why you shouldn't try to make friends by putting other people down.
schwancy 2
Couldn't agree more!
oarisimo 4
I agree. what a horrible way to make friends!
PedoBearSaysYES 0
>.> There can only be one prepare to be pedoed #18 dun dun duuuun
Infamous_Hawk 6
gig 'em aggies :D best college in the world
BarrelChick 0
Hell yeah!Although I have no idea what it has to do with this fml lol(:
schwancy 2
joke? if not... awkward.
Blacktivate 0
the best part was when the co worker winced in pain before replying
Hlperez 0
You should have just kept your mouth shut.
RedPillSucks 33
Learn to build yourself up without putting others down.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I'd like to build you up, if you know what I mean... (reads letter from PBS) Damn it! They just canceled my show and I haven't even started airing it yet!
RememberMe1 0
^Not funny.
PedoBearSaysYES 0
Why do you build me up (build me up), buttercup baby Just to let me down (let me down)
MAGNAVOX 0
Maybe his dad is a meth fiend ?
lauralea2010 3
sad...
DTHrocker 0
don't say bad thing about people you don't know
FYLDeep 26
So why's he there? To pick her up and bring her to the home he doesn't have? I think you're full of shit OP. I doubt he was even homeless.
talun 10
Isn't the co-worker a he?
Nena713 0
The OP said homeless looking man. She wasn't sure if he was homeless or not. Her co-workers dad just dresses raggedy maybe.
Pastor_Rich 0
yea, you go girl!
simply2010 0
er.. ya i thought he was homeless because he always came in and just sat down ordering nothing and dressed in the same clothes, and he was a little crazy but i found out it was because he was in a horrible car accident that did brain damage. so i felt even worse. however we do get many homeless people cause of the area we are in.. still i will "never judge a book by the cover" again!