Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom, but she decided I was “unsuitable.” I hoped he’d be on my side. Nope, he just accepted her word as law, broke up with me, and pushed me outside. He'd driven me there, so I had to find a bus in a city I’ve never been to, in the dark, without a coat. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
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Top comments
skippydoda 32
At least you know how immature he's being.
1known 34
Either the guy is a coward or he is a real jerk wanting to play a sick joke to your mother (or you). Either way, you’ll be better without him.
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Comments (8)
RichardPencil 32
At least his parents had the guts to tell your mom. You gotta give him credit for that.
skippydoda 32
At least you know how immature he's being.
1known 34
Either the guy is a coward or he is a real jerk wanting to play a sick joke to your mother (or you). Either way, you’ll be better without him.
JasonThorn 23
Agreed. If he couldn't look you in the eye and come clean about his feelings, he won't do it about anything else in his life.
alycion 39
And if he needs his parents by his side to break up with someone, he shouldn’t be in a relationship.
Blimix 9
I know someone who suffered a breakup because the mom told each of them that the other was breaking up with them and never wanted to hear from them again. You may want to check and make sure this isn't the mom's doing.
sallygee 9
this actually made me laugh. anyone who breaks up that way obviously is way to young to even have a girlfriend.
Sinshine 28
What a spineless piece of dirt...
Hannah Shelton_371845866 4
who does that 🤦🏼♀️
randybryant799 21
So you're like what...12??