Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
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Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
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Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
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Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
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HappyJello 7
Are you going to write a song about it?
lilhellian 27
Might as well cash in on it. Don't forget us when you go big.
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Comments (143)
KM96 24
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
asianperry 8
Maybe referring to OP always crying about being broken up with? Since that seems to happen to Taylor Swift quite a lot..
mikail_fml 6
Maybe he want to say that she will listen to love music ?!
FYLminesGREAT 5
Taylor has a song about breaking up with her boyfriend called "we are never getting back together'
BlowinChronic 18
A few... Nevermind, all of Taylor Swifts songs have to do with guys she has been with, and half of those are about breakups.
FYLminesGREAT 5
In complete seriousness i would say at least 50% are. A real challenge is to find a modern song not having to do with love, relationships, drugs or sex
jessi_sunshine 26
20 - Wrong. Not every song she has come out with has been written about a guy. Most, yes, but not all. Examples? The Outside, Breathe, Change, Best Day, Mean, Never Grow Up, Ronan, 22, Starlight, and The Lucky One were all songs that were not about guys that she had been with.
Axipiter 24
29 - There are a TON of country songs about drinking, partying, and generally having a good time. Well, MODERN country songs, at least.
puddingface94 3
'Mean' by Taylor swift is about a breakup... Obviously....
BlowinChronic 18
42- Yep, because anybody that breaks up with her is totally mean, but if she breaks up with someone she writes a song about how happy she is without them...
graffitied_love 20
42- The lyrics to "Mean" does sound as if it refers to a breakup, but according to my Taylor Swift obsessed friend it is about a mean critic. The critic said that she had ruined her entire career in one performance where she had not done her best. The song is about how unfair and mean he was.
samsch0 0
Not quite. They may have been old friends who have turned their backs on eachother. It really just depends on how you perceive her song lyrics.
hannahboo15 1
It's not any different than oldies. Pay attention to the lyrics
tristanisgay 7
#1- are you an idiot or
Jaxx66 21
In 1's defence, I have absolutely no idea about what sort of music Taylor Swift does either. So I wouldn't of known right off unless I read the comments. I don't listen to the radio or watch very much television. What I do watch is usually recorded and I skip commercials. So no, it doesn't make him/her an idiot. Not everyone keeps up with that shit. Although, I'll admit; a comment shouldn't normally be made as a first just to ask a question like that. They could of waited to read comments and figure it out from there. Or google.
Protocol07 1
So my question is how many times have guys broken up with you, for your dad to give you a Taylor swift nickname. Must be a lot.
rachilio 26
42 mean was from when kanye stopped her onstage
betteryouthanmee 3
20- actually, Taylor writes quite a lot of songs that aren't about guys, and even more that aren't about breakups. But my personal favorites are the ones about relationships, because that's what she's good at so why should she stop?
horsestarz 7
125- Mean is actually about a critic. The song about Kanye is called Innocent.
Darian66 5
I agree, songs like Never grow up and Ronan are her best ones
Relenaz 9
#29, You forgot partying.....
HappyJello 7
Are you going to write a song about it?
Charmillionaire 13
He might be talking about the complaining aspect of her songs which is, in fact, fairly accurate.
patrickalamo 48
Hell ya write a song and make a million or two
MrSassypants 34
No, but Taylor Swift is. "I read an FML today making fun of me. A girl was crying and the dad said she was acting like me. Well I'll tell her dad that he can't let me down, something something something crown." What? I can't think of actual lyrics.
lacespace 8
Nah shes more Taylor Shift, she lets it out on the internet.
runnerbabe922 7
lmao nice come back. props
PinkieKeen 20
we will never ever ever ever be getting back together
kut17 11
You're only Taylor Swift if you write every song you have about it.
thepersonyouknow 9
no, thats adele
Cairo_Sanchez 8
So you guys are never ever ever getting back together, like ever?
MindFreakazoid 10
OP: Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone~! OP's boyfriend: That sounds naughty... OP: It's a love story, baby just say yes! OP's boyfriend: No -breaks up with her- OP: AND WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER!!! Am I the only one? Yes? Okay.
Swift4Life 13
Thank you #93 for pointing out what imbeciles can't see.
lilhellian 27
Might as well cash in on it. Don't forget us when you go big.
OhAidan 7
"I'd like to thank the FML community!"
88vivera 9
Lol
GracesDelirium 9
I still wonder if any celebrities read FML...
slickchrome 11
If you do Taylor swift wrong, then ur name will end up in a song..
OhAidan 7
Well then it's a good thing she never hurt Taylor Swift then.
sens3sfailing 25
My name is drew...I'm the reason for the tear drops on her guitar...I have never met her, I didn't know she liked me that much.
KirstenZ 6
Hahahaha. Your Dad's a joker!
Rowdey 10
And you are not.
jellycorn 13
Then I'm batman.
mvc3ftw 17
I wonder if the dad is also a smoker and a midnight toker? does he get his lovin' on the run?
Jjgibbs 5
I don't see how this is an FML, if she did go all taylor swift she would make a million after every breakup
babalooisbabaloo 5
Weee-EEEE are never ever, getting back togetherrr
BlowinChronic 18
I can't wait until I can never ever see your comment again after it's buried.
silvercamaro 22
Maybe if you didn't forget an ever....nope still lame.
Eorlas 31
I knew you were trouble when you walked in, so shame on me now!
Mauskau 36
Oh dear. I only know who Taylor swift is from people complaining about how all her songs are about break ups. If this happens to you a lot, I understand, but if it's the first time or the first time in years, then your dad is insensitive. Also, if it only lasted a week it's not worth crying over. If it was a couple of months then it is :p
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Uhm..how do you not know who Taylor Swift is? I'm personally not a fan of her music or even her genre, but I know who she is haha. It just kind of blew my mind when I read that.
soccerguy2 11
I doubt it's the first time in years for op if her dad used the word "again."
saksxalmo 20
#28, not everyone listens to or watches the same things. I still don't know who the Kardashians are, but I've been told they're famous... And I didn't find out who Taylor Swift was until like last year...
SquishFish 15
Me too! From what I've heard of the Kardashians, I'd rather not know the details.....