Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
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Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
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Today, my boyfriend died. I was crying in my room when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my mom coming to comfort me, but instead she yelled and screamed at me for doing the dishes wrong. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Great plan! You can cry all you want and people will think you are admirably mourning the deceased, when you are merely whining about your loss of a hard dick.
illmatic2 16
Did it cheer you up?
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Comments (92)
jezzz111 0
lol, cheer up fail!
katelynjoy 0
you're mum is... um... interesting?
xoCOURTNIEox 0
scream this funeral is horse shit then spit on ground..give your mom the one eye evil look & run off :) problem solved
HighStakes 0
What the hell... That is messed up...^^^
padlarf 14
Well, you can't write funeral witouth fun...
Cinn_fml 23
It's an interesting tactic, maybe her plan was to show you that it could be much worse? Or, as schwancy said, maybe it was just something she was already going to?
Phustercluck 11
Ohhoho the sarcasm, I love it.
Jimboom 12
The point was, you may be dead on the inside, but at least your not dead on the outside like that guy. Either that or she was trying to get you a little rebound action. People are always so sad at funerals... so sad and vulnerable... Soo very sad, vulnerable and easy. Especially if they drown their sorrows at the wake.
Spastastic 6
It would've worked for Harold. Or Maude.
Hisoka_fml 0
Maybe your mom watched the movie the 'Wedding Crashers' too much and thought it might work for you too.......
CallMeHush 1
Funerals are fun, you see people that you haven't seen for ages.
SpicyDuck 22
Ahh the old funeral trick. makes you see you don't have it so bad. you could be dead right? but you only lost a boyfriend. boyfriends come and go. people don't come back to life....as people at least XD
HeretoBlame 3
lol? you believe in reincarnation?