Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
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Top comments
destr0yer 7
maybe he doesnt like you.
GrahamAker 3
maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk
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Comments (146)
destr0yer 7
maybe he doesnt like you.
Screwie 25
Whoever comes with such excuse to break up without even bothering to know if said person is alive, is not worth it in any way possible.
rawrlily 0
Obvious much? BTW, what happened to good first comments? At least "OMGOMG FIRTS!!!!1!!11!" is amusing.
alpinestarsss 0
I'm sure he knew the mother was dead if they were dating. let's use some common sense here.
kemmons88 0
**** $)
Keyman1212 14
Maybe OP's boyfriend is ****** in the head. Or... He wants to "see" other people. And by "see" I mean have sex with.
baddud300 6
maybe her ghost told him?
KingGeorgeGal 12
You deserve better if he can't even tell you the real reason he wants to break up with you.
yummycupkake 0
maybe it's in his conscious?? hmm
mohammedrun 3
ya its kinda pretty obvious he soes not like her -_-
lajaynay 15
Maybe her previous ex posted on his wall and told him that she gave bad blow jobs but he didn't want to use that as the reason he's ditching her.
seanders 10
I'd rather bad ******** than no ********. As long as the sex is fine.
Blueglasscup 18
Guys. It's a he. Just saying.
lajaynay 15
Awkward... I'm definitely in a mind-set where I assume most FMLs involve straight people.
nahgemsoohc 0
I'm sorry!!:( but it sucks that your boyfriend doesn't even know that your mum isn't alive!
The_Weirdo 10
Maybe he can see dead people.
RJM_isaBeast 0
thank you captain obvious
chaps93 6
Maybe OP turned him straight... OP's mother wouldn't like her son dating a straight guy.
blanquito 1
keymans comments always annoy me..
Darklord53 0
maybe.... I should rethink what my first comment on this should be... I hate being banned from FML.
suzannasaurusrex 0
76—brilliant!
viper2426 0
well that would suck!..
sylverdrag_fml 9
Or maybe he mixed you up with one of his other "girls".
MikkiJay 0
ya think??
sassysaxophone95 2
Op is a guy
2ndSucks 15
106 I'm fairly certain the boyfriend was aware that op's mom isn't alive. It just sounds like a half ass reason to break up. And to op, he sounds like a dick, you can do better.
zendaddy0 0
she haunted his house who's parents wouldn't
Keyman1212 14
163- Don't like 'em, don't read 'em. It's a free country mother ******.
manda_smith92 3
number 44's comments annoy me...
gmc_blossom 21
209- I agree with you.
thepicoeater 1
has anyone else realized a great increase of posts EXACTLY like this?
HailsMM 0
thank you for that unneeded observation
nahgemoohc 17
OP- next time you have a wound, ask him to rub salt into it, since he's so good at that
youliketacos 0
He's going mental..
randiZ25 0
he's already there
gravy_jones 0
or she was bitch who really does hate him. can't blame him for not wanting to deal with a bitch potential mother-in-law.
tsume24 3
63, try reading the whole FML next time...
hagenmat000 0
Must be that ******* meatloaf again. I blame grandpa
nilin95 1
Ghosts are real there's one in my room with me right now help.
quade25 0
that would suck he's going crazy let him go
GrahamAker 3
maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk
knights95 9
Maybe he a douchebag? Idk
whiskuit 0
Maybe c-c-combo breaker? Idk
ljesm14 1
Maybe you should invest in a straight jacket?
flockz 20
maybe he a.... aw **** it. Idk
youaregay12345 0
don't be a queer saying that shit
youaregay12345 0
don't be a queer saying that shit
DaJavelin 0
46-that made me lol.
TBMFan 0
Lmao , i Agree ;P
Siji 0
I'd end it if a ghost threatened me too!
dakotasgirl00 2
Your better off without him. :)
GuitarFail123 9
yup yup.
iSurf_fml 8
Yeah, if it's not meant to be, it won't happen.
justinemalang5 0
what an excuse LOL fail
franceypants 0
is he religious? maybe he can talk to her in heaven
ConstructorTF2 0
sorry to burst your bubble but heaven isn't real
j_cat187 20
if religion was real we would all burn in hell cuz we take *****.
iSurf_fml 8
129- Can we not set aside differences and just make fun of each other for who we are and not what we are?
auroracc99 0
Actually we don't no if it is or isn't real.
kemmons88 0
He has the the 6th sense durr...
mccracka33_fml 0
just ask Morgan freeman. he knows all about that
instnt1nfction 17
what doesn't he knows
Darklord53 0
How to kill Chuck Norris...
tahvoh 3
hahaha! i didnt know people still said "durr"
scott17 0
hey
whiskuit 0
This is the perfect time to phone up the ghostbusters.
stephanie911_fml 0
who you gonna call?!
JenRae93 13
Ghostbusters!!!
lilmisslovely13 15
well, he's an idiot. if he doesn't know that about you then he obviously doesn't care. BETTER OFF W/O HIM!!!!!!!!
cynide 13
hes just being a douche bag, your worth more than that, forget him ;)
siba 0
I totally agree
Sashur 0
sucks op. maybe he meant his mom?