good job bf
Southampton, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Estonia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
ghost?
Perth, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Lyingboyfriend
Canada
Goodbye squared
Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML
Anonymous
Calcultated
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
JessBaby
United States
Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML
dumped
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Wigan, United Kingdom
Technique
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Top comments
Nordah 15
Your boyfriend has impeccable timing. And by impeccable timing, I mean he's a raging dick.
clueless05 12
Well I guess he buried that relationship
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Comments (87)
Nordah 15
Your boyfriend has impeccable timing. And by impeccable timing, I mean he's a raging dick.
oj101 33
Well, the ex-boyfreind certainly won't have a raging dick tonight. He blew it for himself.
pickles1994 18
Just like how grandma got drunk off eggnog and got ran over by a reindeer.
ZackST 6
You're correct... he probably did blow it himself.
mistercrow 9
Some people just not raised properly.
pickles1994 18
Hey sorry OP for your loss and my inconsiderate comment, you deserve better then him anyway. He doesn't have much of a heart for doing what he did.
lilmisslovely13 15
25 - Well if he blew it for himself, he still would have a raging dick.
Jechtael 10
You might say he has... im-pecker-able timing! Eh? Ehhh? ...Fine, I'll go be unfunny somewhere else. Maybe see if Horatio Caine is busy...
clueless05 12
Well I guess he buried that relationship
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
they really were on grave terms.
AbstraktThoughts 13
OP must be dying inside :(
allard 14
You guys are on fire..
Charmillionaire 13
Well I'd put it out before they die.
drunkandfml 11
Along with OP's grandma
mbuck87 19
Haha why did 21 get voted down? That was funny!
DocMcVickers 13
Because that's rude to say when OP is getting over the death of her grandmother as well as a break-up at the most inopportune time.
Charmillionaire 13
Don't worry, I'm sure your grandma's ghost is on it.
iOceanus 18
Haunt that asshole for doing that at her funeral.
thrifting 18
If I were your grandma I'd haunt his soul to the everlasting bowels of hell.
DanniNell 13
Was he wearing a Family Guy T-shirt and ripped jeans?
LolPieRofl 11
Yeah he ran back to her and said that they cant date anymore.
syki 22
He just didn't want it to be the saddest thing that happened to you that day.
BlowinChronic 18
I do believe the funeral would still be the worth part of the day because judging by OP's boyfriend breaking up with her at a funeral, I'd say she's better off without him.
BlowinChronic 18
Worst^ sorry
chickenflem 8
At least now everyone will think you really love your grandmother due to all the crying. FYL OP your ex is a dick.
Mirailecious 23
That's so inconsiderate. FLY
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Okay! *jumps off building*
Darkmagic666 9
Thanks for the laugh 9, I thought the same.
Mirailecious 23
I meant FYL*
Pleonasm 36
Damn it I guess Grandma isn't the only thing that got eulogized. FYL
iOceanus 18
FYL? Nah, you should tell OP to FLY as well.
Pleonasm 36
I'll leave that to Gandalf.
ALlamaOnFire 20
FLY YOU FOOLS *gets dragged to the highest peak of the lowest dungeon by a Balrog and still manages to level up*
Dracoboxer357 36
Now you don't get much more insensitive than that. :p I'm sorry for your brutally horrible day, Op. :(
Sandsh8rk 36
He doesn't deserve you If he does something heartless like that.