Love: Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text... - FML

By anonymous - 20/03/2012 22:33 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 21 March 2012 8:45

Send him a queef and you'll never hear from him again.

MellyBee 9

Wednesday 21 March 2012 8:44

Just stop listening to the sound clips he sends you! Delete them as you receive them... As for your boyfriend's immaturity, that's a harder problem to fix.

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cuddlebunny3548 11

Wednesday 21 March 2012 20:55

Why do you keep opening and listening to them?

PicklesMcRaptor 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 21:07

I'd definitely do that xD

SkittlesPhotos 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 22:01

Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!

LilTiinyDiamonds 11

Thursday 22 March 2012 7:27

(v.-.)> that indeed in everyway was funny.

ElectriCat 2

Wednesday 21 March 2012 22:25

I want that in a relationship

Lovebites2011 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 22:59

Sounds like something my boyfriend would do lol

LilTiinyDiamonds 11

Thursday 22 March 2012 7:20

U must love him.

swimmersrok 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 23:42

Pray tell why you are dating him?

chamblizi 2

Thursday 22 March 2012 0:05

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WAIT IM NOT DONE YET HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH *NECK HURTING* HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ryanbeast 7

Thursday 22 March 2012 0:24

He's just saying, "I love you."

herpdeladerp 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:04

Maturity at its finest!

choclatmuffin101 2

Thursday 22 March 2012 2:01

I must try this.

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