Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
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perdix 31
Send him a queef and you'll never hear from him again.
MellyBee 9
Just stop listening to the sound clips he sends you! Delete them as you receive them... As for your boyfriend's immaturity, that's a harder problem to fix.
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Comments (108)
greenmen 12
He loves you or he farts you
ss_20_xx 14
Your picture's disgusting.
juybuygo 13
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 5 times, and i definately deserved it!
texashater75 16
Send him a sound clip that sounds like *fap fap fap fap* and tell him that will be the sound of his sex life if he doesn't stop.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
have you really never heard a fart? it doesn't have to be THAT loud to hear on a phone recording when the phone is right next to the sound...
KaelaKhaotic 5
So this is how he tells you he loves you?
Anastasya_fml 0
Nice
ImaginaryFoe 1
At least you didn't have to smell them. Did you tell him to stop or were you just hoping he would? Did you "lol" at any of his messages? If you truly can't stand it, tell him in no uncertain terms. If you realise you can tolerate it, delete them and be glad you don't need room spray. If you've made it clear and he doesn't care, you've just found the tip of the iceberg.
RBntM 10
Your boyfriend is immature
rubberduckie94 13
Some guys actually push hard and tighten their butt cheeks that amplify the sound. Making for some very funny noises. ; ).
rubberduckie94 13
I would find this funny and set the noises as his ring tone.
bartender91 1
nice :))