Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend, whom I recently met after I moved to the area. After a few beers, my buddy leaned over and tried to make out with me. I quickly backed up and shockingly looked over at his girlfriend to expect the same reaction. She winked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML
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Top comments
ijrnelson 0
What you got to lose! ;)
idontcare8l 3
His anul virginity
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Comments (113)
ijrnelson 0
What you got to lose! ;)
observesandgasps 0
how is this an fml? 3somez are win. maybe you mean in a literal manner.
idontcare8l 3
His anul virginity
TheApocalypse 5
Anal*
kissmyass_fml 0
WTF?shes drunk probably
stephan18 23
Or likes seeing two men kissing, OP seems to be a guy, the FML is kinda written as If it were a woman, hmm
Zonedout 2
I've had similar things happen...yay for alcohol right? seriously though if you're fine with your sexuality ad he's a good friend, why not? least its good for a laugh.
smil3es 0
What the ?? What is he and his girlfriend thinking? *shivers
davidtheday 0
Seeing as how the OP said "my best GUY friend" and that their username is "LilShawty", I'm going to guess that OP is a female. In any case, I hope you followed through
Jess_Love 0
umm... OP is a guy... "by LilShawty2000 (man)" not sure if he changed it to clarify or what... ... but still... there's nothing wrong with it... i think...
jdude2913 0
I replied to a reply
enu_vastanii__ 9
Me too except I replied to a replied reply
lameonade 0
Freakin l-o-l
Porter_fml 0
People like you destroy the world :D
holynemesis1208 3
aww how sweet they both like you. i hope you went for it.
Elliot91_fml 0
Haha! thats amazing :D
MrAbstinence69 0
are you a guy or a girl- cus that makes all the difference in this story
charliebot 4
OP is a male.
BlackCloudedSldr 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's a female that goes by the name "lilshawty" talking about her best guy friend leaning in to kiss her in front of his girlfriend. You idiots need to focus and get your facts straight before correcting the people that are already correct making yourselves look like fools.
Mischief109 11
I'm assuming the blue male gender sign in the upper right corner is a small hint this is a he, not a she. You made yourself look like an asshole for calling correct people idiots. You idgit
ManiacsRose 10
Bobby's right. You're an idjit
Thoricsteam20 24
Ha!!!