Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
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perdix 31
Send him a queef and you'll never hear from him again.
MellyBee 9
Just stop listening to the sound clips he sends you! Delete them as you receive them... As for your boyfriend's immaturity, that's a harder problem to fix.
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Comments (108)
ksjones2 5
At least he feels he can be himself with you
mojo87 14
Give him charcoal tablets and he won't have any farts to record.
Grrskapops 0
Haha i wouldnt mind that ^-^
Fmylife107 5
He farts that much in a half-hour??
Auric 9
The same one five times or five different ones?
Izabushel 65
My husband keeps on asking me to teach him how to record sounds on the computer. He wants to record his farts so he can submit them to ratemyfarts.com. He is under the impression that they will make him king.
Captain_Flappers 7
True love at its finest.
esfox83 17
Sounds like fighting words to me..fire back
snowbunnie408 11
sadly my boyfriend does the same thing and ges 26
Akoragye 4
Ur boy is childish,another style of making love