Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I was carefully drawing blood from a drunk who'd threatened to kill me if I hurt him, when another drunk behind me decided to take a piss on my leg. FML
Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
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xkonstantine125x 7
i wouldve kicked him in the nuts.
Mizuy 7
Hate it when that happens...
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Comments (100)
Mizuy 7
Hate it when that happens...
shanemaximo 7
Aw, he was just trying to tell you that he had to go out. Haven't you ever had a dog before?
beccaishereyay 11
If I had a nickel...
ladyLALAA 29
23, you could probably get a job doing this that will make you more than a nickel each time.
jizzwold 21
How can op be sure it wasn't semen?
HeyMondayAddict 4
You must produce a lot of semen if you can practically ejaculate ALL over a person's leg.
omgcookeys 15
You should make the face jennamarbles does!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I love when that happens! You know, minus the whole guy part haha. Last summer at a Brand New/MGMT show I had this cute little Indian girl grinding all over my ass. Haha, she'd just giggle when I'd turn around. Usually I go to more metal shows so it's definitely a nice change having a cutie rubbing up on me than getting clocked in the face by some huge mother ******. But I can attest, there are some seriously grimy dudes at concerts. It's a very sad fact.. ******* make us all look like horned up freaks who feel the need to grab every boob and ass around. **** you, weird concert guys, **** you very much.
xkonstantine125x 7
i wouldve kicked him in the nuts.
lilikawaii 6
And punched him in the face. That is disgusting! D:
iamyummylicious 14
I feel like a good swat to the nose with a newspaper and then sticking his nose in it would suffice.
LMA0 5
Don't be so pissy. :p
iiDangerCloseBK 6
This is the one and only time kicking a guy in the nuts would be acceptable.
xaviiboo 9
34- Wrong place, wrong time. Not funny.
gunmania0 12
Was he drunk? Because that would make the pee smell extra bad... Pissy alcohol... Mmmmm what a smell ...
kooochris1995 14
So you smell your pee, than compare it to the other smells and repeat it at different occasions?
felipe87 2
Actually when you pee while drunk it is mostly water. Therefore would probably not smell as bad as it would compared to the morning piss.
loufol22 5
Thank you piss expert
perdix 31
You wish it was piss...
LMA0 5
Haha what was it?
Justin23L 2
I don't know! What other fluid comes out of a penis?
Jonkbaby 23
bad maynaise
Guy247bp2 1
Blood, acid, or maybe, milk?
chesoes 8
Lmao disgusting
Dnigz13 4
Should have pissed back on him to get even
ninjaboy18 6
That deserves to be punched in the happy sack. That's just downright rude and disgusting.
lilikawaii 6
That is very gross. I've always been just slightly jealous that us girls can't pee standing up or aim it. Even so, this wouldn't be one of those times. I'd be more focused on teaching that pervert a lesson. >:|
osteobabe 13
One word. She-wee.
KiddNYC1O 22
Just pretend dude is a fire hydrant.
ElmoSmurf 3
well, in order to pee on him, she would have to also whip out her pussy, which is inviting him to an unwanted welcome
omgcookeys 15
I think he'd like that...
ICATiger 13
Pics or it didn't happen.
AwkwardHaole808 16
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
sydneyaval 9
Wow I'd be pissed.
deadbabies 0
Horatio approves this comment.
hazelsun41311 0
I see what you did there.
kingmario75 5
I see what you did there...
xApollox17 0
PUN INTENDED LMAO
TheBibo14 0
Better be pissed off than pissed on.
ICATiger 13
Pics or it didn't happen.