Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
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perdix 31
Send him a queef and you'll never hear from him again.
MellyBee 9
Just stop listening to the sound clips he sends you! Delete them as you receive them... As for your boyfriend's immaturity, that's a harder problem to fix.
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Comments (108)
kalbrek009 20
Send him a sound clip of some hardcore **** & scream some random guys name as you fake ******...guaranteed to stop the fart messages! Lol
xxmeowxx43 1
Is that his way of showing affection?lmao
nadia_leed 4
My sister did that to me -_- it was gross
hova2512 0
lolol
jadamsclassic 5
ain't technology grand?
LilTiinyDiamonds 11
Hahahhahahahhahah idk why your grossed out by this that's funny xDDD
LilTiinyDiamonds 11
{>._.}> imma kill u. He's funny
lilskitt 0
Hahahahahaha xD
Locoluis 15
I don't understand this kind of humor. Way too infantile for someone who is supposed to be old enough to get a girlfriend. Those who are laughing at this are no better than him. Learn to show some respect, brats.
ThatChicnamedBOB 2
I Agree that your BF Must be an absolute goon! Sorry also because when I read this I couldn't stop laughing x