Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML
Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
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irsmeagol 0
At least he matched.
CrazyZenlike 2
Guys wear knee socks?
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Comments (74)
Namenlos_fml 20
She didn't deserve it, the boyfriend did. He thinks that he is such hot shit that it doesn't matter what he wears. Seriously.... knee-high zebra socks?! He might as well have had clown pants on underneath.
i8thelastcookeii 0
you are an asshole! how the hell do u know he thought that? maybe he just liked zebra pants. stop jumping to a conclusion. He was probably sensitive. **** you.
namhowell 6
Wow some people here are overly sensitive, just like her boyfriend. You have to have prides for the right stuffs, at the right places, not stripping for your girlfriend. If anything, I would say the OP should consider dumping his ass since he may be sensitive over silly stuffs for the rest of his life and trust me, don't wanna deal with that everyday, for ever.
grimpow_fml 0
YDI for dating an outrageous ******
alicia_was_here 3
Today, i was trying to do a sexy strip tease for my loving girlfriend. as soon as i got my pants off, she burst out laughing...FML.
weavernate 0
that's more of an fml for the guy
sovereign_fml 0
His gay boyfriend liked his knee-high zebra socks.
xosKsxo 0
yeah he probably did that so he'd have a fake excuse to be mad at you (since you laughed) bada boom a reason to brake up with you because your probably really ugly just felt that was nessesary
Danzergirl1 0
Aww i would have thot tht cute. In a wierd way YDI for lafing at hime
rixietrixie 25
How does one go about spelling "laughing" wrong?
Bam7643 0
haha zebra socks, classic
kirakira333 0
wooh! sexay! lmao :D