Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML
Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
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irsmeagol 0
At least he matched.
CrazyZenlike 2
Guys wear knee socks?
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Comments (74)
Musicislife91 0
Someone's sensitive. Lol.
danilynn6308 14
He's got to be sensitive if he's wearing that. Haha
AKING 3
I'M trying that on my gf...tnx
babybubz 0
I don't get why this is an FML?
Fridiculously 0
because her lame boyfriend doesn't understand that zebra stripes are seldom sexy.
MF12 0
and then he left
picturescrazy 24
Exactly. What did he expect, anyway? >.
Hulk12 0
haha that made my day!!! you should take them and give him a strip tease
xavierdevoy 0
My girlfriend would love me even more if I wore zebra socks whilst stripping for her. But that's just because she's cool and not a total bitch like the OP here
mfmylifesrsly 30
I don't really think she's a bitch. I would have laughed too but would have thought it was sexy cause it was my boyfriend.
meaganliz 0
Yeah, I totally would have laughed, and expected him to do the same thing.
poncho55 40
100% agreed. Honestly, I'd love if my boyfriend did this!
jamieboy11 0
F u for laughing jerk
waterynuggets 0
Lulz that he left over something like that. You might as well cut your losses and get some actual pussy for what it's worth.
Mahyar 2
Zebra striped
perdix 31
Were you laughing because he looked ridiculous or because he had just outed himself to you?
doink 0
Win.
BoostaRoosta 0
^ this guy = win
thinkpink340 0
ok