Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML
Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML
Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
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irsmeagol 0
At least he matched.
CrazyZenlike 2
Guys wear knee socks?
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Comments (74)
alin123 0
how is that a FML :S
Sekococo 0
You OP have lost a free dance that you could of gotten at home and not at a club. With the best part the zebra wear that you could never sport. now he'll never want to dance again :( unless you make him a sandwich and apologize.
davidhasmorefun 0
I have seen a really fat guy go on a bar and start stripping and tons of girls were cheering. yet knee high socks made you laugh? plus, those type of socks are worn by firefighters, military, football players, etc etc. kudos to your boy for trying. ydi more than just him walking out on you.
Renae123 0
Amen.
coffeeicecream 0
you know I am addicted to wierd socks! half the socks I own are knee socks and I have a pair covered in penguins! want awsome socks? sockittome.com AMAZING! I wish I had a boyfriend that wanted to wear awsome socks!!!!
lickmyjock 0
do me right now
doink 0
FHL for not realizing what he did and/or not having a sense of humor. I would have laughed too. If my boyfriend did that, he would have done it just to make me laugh.
alexsannell 13
why are the commenters being so mean? Most people can't really hold in a laugh when they see a funny or ridiculous image.
Dr_Pwn 0
FAIL!
countrygal926 0
I would have laughed too but it wouldn't have made a big deal to my bf, we do things that all the time to make the other one laugh. I feel bad for you for being stuck with someone with no sense of humor.
Breezy4sheezy 2
look out!!! it's the hamburgler!!!!
aardvarkish 17
tell the bitch to man up