Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been unemployed for over six months. He has applied EVERYWHERE with no luck, but he also has the opportunity to start his own business. Instead, he just spends his time sitting in front of the TV all day long. I'm starting to believe he is not a driven man, and I hate that. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating said we couldn't see each other anymore because he needed to focus on his career. He's unemployed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML
Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
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KiwiKitten 2
This is a man with his future perfectly laid out.
The_Hitdude 12
Why not do both? Then he can hide his pot in the drywall. It's a win win! :D
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Comments (226)
asianbananas 3
pot , bro . (:
perdix 31
He can't decide? That's not a consequence of hanging too much drywall. I think his job has picked him!
Unlucky_Gun 0
YDI for dating a pothead, no life drug addict. I accidentally clicked the FYL button but trust me YDI. Be careful who you date or spend time with
twisted_cherub 14
You use Marley for you pic and knock pot smokers as "no life drug addict"s? WTF?
muFilter 19
Can't tell if trolling or astoundingly oblivious. Either way this comment makes me want to go, um, hang some drywall.
twisted_cherub 14
Alright, people, marijuana facts and myths... 1. THC, the chemical in marijuana that gets you "high" is only addictive for under 10% of the people who smoke it and is the easiest chemical addiction to kick. 2. Smoking pot only affects memory while the smoker is stoned. The effects on memory wear off with the high. 3. A person who smokes pot and cigarettes has a greater chance of developing COPD (lung disease) than someone who only smokes cigarettes. But, a person who smokes only weed has less chance of developing COPD than a non-smoker. 4. Over-dose can occur using THC, but the level of hash (pure tri-combs) a person would have to smoke to do so would be impossible in a short enough amount of time to over-dose. Although, as with any substance, allergic reactions may occur. 5. Marijuana, itself, does little damage to the body, but the act of smoking a heated substance will cause damage to the lungs, mouth, and bronchial tubes. There are way too many to list, but I think I got the two previously discussed and a few other interesting tid-bits.
kayla_ann0o 9
At least he doesn't wanna be a gay prostitute.
ChickenNuggets22 0
The decisons, the decisons.
Trooth 13
There's a reason he's just your boyfriend. Better to find out now rather than later.
Unlucky_Gun 0
Screw you #50, I decided to never smoke when I was like 6, so how's that for 'waiting til I'm out of high school to dismiss smoking?' LOL!!!! Retard! Don't tell people how to run their lives or don't tell them what decisions to make because that just makes you a no life who needs to get over himself. You aren't any of our bosses. I take it you smoke with that comment you posted? Psh.. Have fun killing yourself moron. What did your liver, heart, lungs etc ever do to you to make you wanna hurt them like that? Stop trying to manage peoples lives. You fail
twisted_cherub 14
As I stated in reply to your comment much later--you can't knock pot smokers with a picture of Marley by you comment. It's just wrong!
PRD 0
I sell pot for a livin n im livin big lol
charvisioku 22
You probs shouldn't announce that, y'know :p