Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been unemployed for over six months. He has applied EVERYWHERE with no luck, but he also has the opportunity to start his own business. Instead, he just spends his time sitting in front of the TV all day long. I'm starting to believe he is not a driven man, and I hate that. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating said we couldn't see each other anymore because he needed to focus on his career. He's unemployed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML
Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
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KiwiKitten 2
This is a man with his future perfectly laid out.
The_Hitdude 12
Why not do both? Then he can hide his pot in the drywall. It's a win win! :D
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Comments (226)
icallbullshit 3
How does that effect you? Unless you're the typical type who mooches off of her man. If not just do you and tell him you don't want to be with someone who doesn't have aspirations for the future. But if you ARE the money grabbing type and are just upset because HE might not make much anymore then ydi. Otherwise I can't say fyl, just end it if you're not happy.
hookNcan 0
Both are really good money makers!
littlej0n 0
Supply & DEMAND!
LadyGore 12
He can sell pot to his clients, then they won't care how shitty his dry walling is. They'll be to stoned to notice. But drywall can make a decent amount of income depending on who your employer is.
Locoluis 15
That's when you decide that you need a real boyfriend.
linkinpark98 24
You mean your "ex" boyfriend, right? Find someone who will contribute to the relationship just as much as you do.
muFilter 19
Today, I found out that my girlfriend thinks constructing buildings where people will live and work isn't a "real job". FML
KeyboardWarrior 10
Ever though that maybe, JUST MAYBE, some people's heads AREN'T filled with anti-weed propaganda, and decided not to smoke by their own choice? Maybe they've done some research themselves? Maybe, just maybe, you should shut the **** up and let people make decisions for themselves. I've done research on marijuana, and the cons outweigh the pros no matter what you say. Besides, finding pure weed is next to impossible nowadays. You want people to not sound like high and mighty, condescending pricks? Then don't be one yourself. People like you annoy me so much.
Perc_fml 2
Drywallers can make good money, its a respectable business
mandadarling 10
sounds sketchy... like he may one day leave you high and dry...