Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend has been unemployed for over six months. He has applied EVERYWHERE with no luck, but he also has the opportunity to start his own business. Instead, he just spends his time sitting in front of the TV all day long. I'm starting to believe he is not a driven man, and I hate that. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating said we couldn't see each other anymore because he needed to focus on his career. He's unemployed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML
Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
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Top comments
KiwiKitten 2
This is a man with his future perfectly laid out.
The_Hitdude 12
Why not do both? Then he can hide his pot in the drywall. It's a win win! :D
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Comments (226)
KeyboardWarrior 10
Weed that has been grown as just marijuana, and has never been tampered with. A lot of growers and dealers add stuff to it to give you a better high. Stuff that really isn't good for your body.
john1234595 0
Good idea.
Taez246 3
Um hanging drywall is a legitimate job that dad worked for years to make ends meet. It's not something to aspire to be but don't say it's not a real job.
kodinbug 2
This should say, "My ex-boyfriend...." FML on your part for still being with him
charvisioku 22
Well I would say they ARE real jobs, to be honest... if you have such a problem with it (especially drywall.. just because it's not a great job doesn't mean it's not a job at all) then you probably shouldn't be with him. I understand why him selling weed would be something to worry about because he'd be screwed if he got caught... but still. Do something about it instead of moaning, dude.
charvisioku 22
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ceegee415 5
Dump his loser ass. He's going nowhere fast.
anarchistpunk 3
Haha if you take a look, pot is like the only business being hit by the economic crash..that and video games, but even then they are too.
twisted_cherub 14
Maybe where you live. I don't smoke anymore, but when I did I never had anything added to my weed. You have to trust your source. I never said everyone should just go find the nearest dealer and puff away, but making an uninformed decision (which is all you can make at 6 years old) about something just because you've been told it's bad saddens me. I grew up hearing premarital sex is bad: it tears lives apart; it makes people end up in hell; if you do it you'll get pregnant or die of diseases. But, like pot, participating in premarital sex in an informed, responsible, manner is not bad at all. And the risks involved with sex are way worse than anything pot can do to a person.
JMichael 26
Shit they probably pay better than a real job anyway.