Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML
Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML
Today, in an effort to spice up our love life, I greeted my husband at the front door in lingerie and stilettos. He took one look at me and asked if I wanted him to shovel the driveway before it snowed again. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
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Top comments
golden_warrior 23
Well, if you hand kinky sex afterwards then mission accomplished!
buckdharma 38
Well,did he salute you?
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Comments (122)
golden_warrior 23
Well, if you hand kinky sex afterwards then mission accomplished!
golden_warrior 23
had**
Zebediabolical 45
I thought the first one was accurate. After being laughed at they probably both had kinky sex with their hands.
Binglebeee 16
Awwww, at least someone put the effort in
nephilim241 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Dressing kinky in men's clothes? You're doing it wrong
sulitak 27
my husband loves it when I put on his dress blues jacket, heels and nothing else. easier to take it off
Allornone 35
You can be surprised. My man loves it when i wear one of his dress shirts or tees (and nothing else). Given his reaction, he seems to think it's pretty sexy
EMTchic 14
My fiancé also loves it when I wear nothing but one of his shirts. I'd be willing to venture that a majority of guys like for their girlfriend/fiancée/wife to dress like that, seeing as it doesn't seem to be an uncommon occurrence. It even sounds common on FML, and I'd say we are anything but common people =)
DocBastard 40
I have to agree with the ladies above me. There's very little that's hotter than a woman dressing up like OP did.
twinkiefeets 17
My man was very happy to come home and see me wearing nothing but his tie and my highest heels.
jakeydudey 13
Oh we're all sharing kinky stories! Well my girlfriend likes it when I wear her high heels and skirt!... Wait, I don't have a girlfriend.
buckdharma 38
Well,did he salute you?
EMTchic 14
Not with his hand ;D
Enslaved 38
"For those about to Rock". (:
RedPillSucks 33
Did he say "bend over and give me 20" ??
mikepzz 27
Atleast you tried. You failed yes but still tried.
buckdharma 38
what I meant was did he stand at attention?
KatjaM 15
Probably because they made another comment separately instead of in the thread they had already started. Some people get hissy about small things here.
Jharrist89 12
I'm sure there was a happy ending.
DocBastard 40
Aye aye, captain! I hope he started talking about the motion of his ocean then.
ManInTheMachine 20
Did you still manage to fire his submarine's torpedoes?
skip_m 6
What he should have done was check out your aft.