Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML
Today, while giving a presentation, I felt something tickle my nose, but I kept talking through it. Eventually, someone in the front row raised their hand and said, “You’ve got a little, uh… something.” It was a full-on rogue booger. Hanging. Wiggling. For 10 minutes. FML
Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML
Today, I was walking in the park when I saw an attractive girl walking nearby. I approached her to strike up a conversation when suddenly a large fly invaded my left nostril, and became lodged inside. After picking out the bloody fly pieces, I looked up to see the girl walking away, gagging. FML
Today, I took a big sniff of a flower in my garden. I spent the rest of the morning blowing little bugs out of my nose. FML
Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
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Kurochrome 17
Why didn't you blow your nose sooner?
JustMe876 0
eww thats pretty gross!
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JustMe876 0
eww thats pretty gross!
Roevera 14
You didn't try blowing your nose before then? I would have flipped shit if I figured I had a live bug in my nose...
taco_bender 12
You have to get those bugs out asap cause they lay eggs in ur brain. I know. Scary huh
southernbelle_rn 16
OP, I guess you've never seen the Animal Planet show "Monsters Inside Me" yet? It's referenced again a little further down...someone knows what I'm talking about!
xoconnie 8
Ew ew ew!!!!! that's so disgusting!!!! once a bug flew in my eye and it was basically swimming around my eyeball while i was trying to get it out! Eventually I did, and it flew away lmaaaoooo! but ur story is way worse, FYL
IronicIrony 8
Thank you 84 for making me almost vomit due to picturing a bug swimming in someone's eyeball.
LaColombianita 26
I hate it when that happens! :/
takeapieandrun 9
The way you say that makes it seem like this is a regular occurrence for you...
kaoticllama 1
I do believe that is the joke.
Link5794 18
That's just bot flies, and they can lay their eggs anywhere in the body.
lazygoat 4
Lol!
boofgall 16
41- Your comment made me laugh almost as much as the FML.
jwally726 0
Finally a real FML. Not the normal 12 y/o "omg I tripped in front of this guy i liked for like a whole hour and I thought I was gonna die" ugh I want to punch the moderators who let those through
ninjadinos 14
Pretty sure most of those don't go through... If you look at the recent FMLS you will see that in fact, very few are like that.
Grimmerie 31
Should have just snorted it down. Insects are full of protein, you know.
SkoomaKi 28
And eggs which are ready to hatch inside if you...
ladyLALAA 29
This is probably a stupid question, but can the eggs really hatch in you? Wouldn't they just die? How terrifying. :(
QueenQuay77 10
I don't know but either way that's very disgusting. I'm totally grossed out just thinking about it
DiscoRanger 0
If you swallow it, the eggs would burn up in your stomache acid. No eggs, all the protien!
RamenForTheWin 10
Have you ever heard of the show "Monsters Inside of Me"? It's pretty damn terrifying.
kaycee1996 5
OMG!! That's hilarious!! And really gross :/
MDTeddy 13
I honestly do not know how you find that funny.
ILoveEggnog 7
That is probably the most disgusting thing I've read all day.
Kurochrome 17
Why didn't you blow your nose sooner?
Urbanchiller 0
Because she liked the vibrating feeling in her nose. OP you just got nose ****** by a bug.. Giggity.
ravemasterroxas 9
YOU LIKE HOMESTUCK TOO!! :D (that was completely irrelevant)
ninjadinos 14
You know, a fly poops every time it lands... No biggy though!
marinus_fml 20
Yeah no biggy, it may not even have been a fly.
onlychildFTW 34
The more you know! Cool fact. I didn't know that.
ninjadinos 14
Most chocolate bars have 3 or more spider legs in them..
onlychildFTW 34
Ahh yes I knew that one thanks to bones. Haha. Great show by the way.
sinking_fish 12
18- I read this as I'm eating Easter chocolate. D:
deviable 9
It's not just spiders. It impossible to get rid of all the bugs during processing, so most if what you eat has bug bits in it. No biggie, you hardly notice them.
RedPillSucks 33
sigh!!! Until now!!!
RamenForTheWin 10
Cereal also is allowed to have bug bits, because it is impossible for every bug to be eradicated from wheat. Also, the word "cereal" comes from "Ceres", the Roman goddess of agriculture.
tannarox 0
Cereal may contain up to 250 "insect limbs". ;D
affamigo13 1
Actually it barfs everywhere/every time it lands
EvilTeddysRock 2
Just hope it didn't lay eggs in your brain :S goodnight^-^
emeraldisle 30
I'm more concerned about how it survived in your nose for that long.
LaughinStock 16
Hour 15: It's very hot in here, I can hardly breathe anymore. I think I've lost 10lbs, I knew I should've never taken that stupid bet. I've been eating these weird green objects and they seem to be full of nutrients. Wait something is happening...I see a light.....
DiscoRanger 0
Fly point of view for the win?
DracoSpirita 21
#13 - Bones is the funniest non-comedy show ever made. I've learned so many random facts from that show. R.I.P., Vincent Nigel Murrey!
emeraldisle 30
I've actually never watched Bones but I hear it's a good show. Maybe I should start it.