Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, I received yet another letter from a relative bitching me out for not involving my parents in my wedding. The parents who showed no interest in our relationship and then yelled at my fiancé and me when we announced it to them, calling us stupid, naive, heathens, and mentally ill. FML
Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML
Today, I found out that my husband, who I've just separated from, and my mother, who I don't speak to because she's crazy, have been bitching about me behind my back. FML
Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML
Today, my mother-in-law took a phone message on the back of my marriage license. FML
Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law tried to blackmail me out of the wedding with photographs of me with another man. Her son and I met on a swingers website and we both have multiple sexual partners, so we had to tell her the truth. Awkward doesn’t begin to describe it. FML
Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
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Top comments
chickunkey 0
******* demons will do that.
Mirorbo 27
I think you should talk to your fiance about uninviting her, darling. If she pulled this stunt before the wedding, the reception itself is going to be worse.
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Comments (95)
chickunkey 0
******* demons will do that.
skaterpaige 3
those damn demon's ;)
stronghand0331 17
Having repeated sex with a demon will do that to a person!? Dear God...I mean Satan
Gen2105 0
Well, clearly it wasn't her fault!
ceddyz17 10
the end is upon us my child blast those darn deamonds
eddieyes 0
I don't like ghost stories
pimplayer 0
WTF ^ LOLOL
esu 5
it happens..
Po1ntBlank 0
win
Carpy 8
That's because she's a bitch from hell. Typical mother-in-law.
Takador 3
Hey, She can't be tamed!
atlas22 0
meh, dime a dozen
THEmuffinpan 0
Well some people DO refer to their inner issues as demons...
ImaWiseGuy 5
offer to "beat off" all her demons....
Infamous_Hawk 6
Haha, if she if she's a mother-in-law, I honestly doubt she didn't do it for fun, but hey, you never know when those damn demons are going to ruin your day.
denvan 0
lmao she's a walking demon herself. Your mother in law is a keeper
EmoGiana 0
Damn, you stole my comment.
THEMTCHELL 0
well at least you got a letter that's pretty rare it's all because of snoopy poopy always stealing mail the bastard!!
anabuddy123 10
WTF
Mirorbo 27
I think you should talk to your fiance about uninviting her, darling. If she pulled this stunt before the wedding, the reception itself is going to be worse.
at1325 0
I wish such things were so simple. who is going to univite their own mother to their wedding. I asked my boyfriend if we ever got married if we could just not invite his mother and he wasn't for it. :-(
at1325 0
I wish such things were so simple. who is going to univite their own mother to their wedding. I asked my boyfriend if we ever got married if we could just not invite his mother and he wasn't for it. :-(
at1325 0
oh and the reason I didn't want his mother at the wedding was because even after over a year of dating she refuses to believe that we love each other and she thinks we are only using each other for sex.
misstamz 0
Well that's a bitch move from the monster-in-law.
RawwrYourFace18 0
hahahhhah WTF. crazy bitch