Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
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Top comments
iNewKid 20
You're better off without him if he's such a jerk. Cheer up, get a drink with your friends and have fun! You'll find your Mr. Right :).
luckypants 17
Wow, what an asshole. Brush that off and move on; most guys would not do that to you.
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Comments (88)
Hunthas 17
On the bright side, a lot of hot people are on tindr after midnight!
ExtremeEncounter 32
k
Rkikkas9713 25
Don't 'k' people you rude child. You're better off not even replying.
pooldude 24
On the bright side you should kindly shut the **** up #1
Welshite 40
#9: That's needlessly antagonistic. Personally, I think it is even more rude to reserve 1st comment using a single letter like "d" as #1 did. Getting first isn't a race. Holding a post hostage is stupid, especially when the final edit is just as stupid.
Rkikkas9713 25
First comment wasn't 'd' though.
Rkikkas9713 25
It's just now letting me comment. I only half read your comment and I apologize for how I acted, I did not know that he had used a placeholder.
ExtremeEncounter 32
Wow, never knew one "k" could be so bothersome to somebody. I'm SO sorry my single letter affected your life so. Did I inadvertently destroy your expectations and crush your dreams with my long, thought out, heart felt "k"? Shit, how do you live through everyday. Must be practically a war zone at every turn that contains an individual letter. Every time someone says "I" or "A" you must immediately spaz out, drop to the floor then foam at the mouth.
Enkeria 30
Wow. Someone likes to be sarcastic AND rude. Grow up #41.
chriss2015 13
#41 kind of ironic your post is mocking someone for over reacting but your post is much more over the top. I agree, grow up.
ExtremeEncounter 32
So I guess being a douche means I need to "grow up"? Sorry, but what makes you think I give any ***** whether I'm rude or not? Do you think I don't notice? Am I supposed to be taking notes from you? Well gee, thanks Mr. and Mrs. Shrink, I'll schedule my appointment at half-passed go-****-yourselves.
Grayness_ 26
If he did that instead of telling you in person. You can do better. Try to move on, it'll be hard. Just try, it'll get better :)
dca101 23
What a douche. You deserve better OP!
CliffyB03 28
Well, at least you never have to hear from him ever again
kaitlynjane 28
Exactly. Breaking up over social media is such a cowardly thing to do, especially after three years!! And the way he did it was just disgusting. OP, I suggest you do your best to move on and never look back. This poor excuse for a man doesn't deserve your tears.
FrostHeart 36
It might not have been your Cinderella moment, but at least you don't have to deal with than asshole like that anymore :)
iNewKid 20
You're better off without him if he's such a jerk. Cheer up, get a drink with your friends and have fun! You'll find your Mr. Right :).
andreitaxx89 13
You can be my Mr. Right haha (;
Mauskau 36
Umm this is not a dating website ^
andreitaxx89 13
I know, but he's cute. What's the problem? :)
Rkikkas9713 25
The problem is that there is a private messaging system on this app.
AmIReallyRenee 20
wow #28 your thirst is radiating.
rileyrae0000 23
It looks like #28 used one of those makeup apps on her profile picture
iNewKid 20
Well, your boobs are falling out on your profile picture, in case you didn't notice ;).
Dick_diamond 22
What a dick! You're well rid of him..
Wolfipoo 31
Wow, I'm sorry that happened to you OP, go kick him in his nads for making you lose sleep, not like you need your beauty sleep though :)
luckypants 17
Wow, what an asshole. Brush that off and move on; most guys would not do that to you.
pooldude 24
After three years of relationship and he still isn't man enough to break up in person. Talk about not having any balls! Plus a guy that insensitive, **** him, you deserve better!
Hunthas 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Thank you for stating what the post said in a worse way, and just because he broke up with her in a bad way doesn't mean she deserves better. She could be a douche too for all we know
MonstreBelle 29
22- Let me guess, you're a "nice" guy?