Health and Sports: Was it worth it? - FML

Was it worth it?

By Jake - 15/10/2024 10:00 - United States - Glastonbury

Today, I went to the orthopedist resulting from an incident last Sunday during a baseball game. After crushing a hit into right field, I slid into second base, making it thankfully, toppling over the base. The orthopedist needs a STAT MRI about a possible torn ACL and a possible torn MCL. We also lost 22-1. FML

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Thursday 17 October 2024 22:13

Man, those close games can be real Heartbreakers.

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Thursday 17 October 2024 22:13

Man, those close games can be real Heartbreakers.

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