Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
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Top comments
lajaynay 15
Hopefully he will be understanding since he has shitty timing and knew you had a bad night. Look on the bright side, you have someone that wants to marry you! :)
Sweetheart34 2
not gonna lie, i yawned after reading this
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Comments (92)
glasstrdrps 11
Poor baby
DropDeadJuli10 4
When someone proposes isn't it supposed to be creative? Or at least romantic. Tell him to kick it up a notch!
my2centsworth 15
It was a good time to propose; it was a poor time to yawn.
ghostlilac 25
I think it's vice versa
ifeelya 5
tell him to try again next time.
Haha_no_123 11
Yes, he will try proposing after she just said yes (that's what I'm assuming) a while ago. CONGRADULATIONS...... again if we're going by what the person above me thinks
hateevryone 15
well that's not good. i'm sure he understands.
Sumo69 9
It wasn't a yawn it was the universal sign for a ******* that should shut him up
SamLiveFree_77 9
I yawned when I read that you yawned OP.
modernbenoni 8
You needed to be cheered up because you couldn't sleep...? Holy **** needy...
iwadasn 33
She probably couldn't sleep because of something else, and he came over to cheer her up about whatever it was.
musicluvr2000 11
Oops bad timing but hey at least he proposed right?
monagro 22
you bitch...