Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
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lajaynay 15
Hopefully he will be understanding since he has shitty timing and knew you had a bad night. Look on the bright side, you have someone that wants to marry you! :)
Sweetheart34 2
not gonna lie, i yawned after reading this
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Comments (92)
kay2810 9
Haha hopefully he didn't take that the wrong way.
DocBastard 40
So either: A) Your boyfriend is boring B) His proposal was boring C) You were up all night watching **** because sex with him is boring I'm going with C.
SoSickWithIt 14
I'd like to go with what is answer choice D, Bob :D D) She had just been involved in a furiously heated and intense 3 way with a female midget and a male raccoon.
perdix 31
I'd like to offer up: E) She was up all night dreading the boyfriend's imminent proposal.
SoSickWithIt 14
That's a scantron-type comment string win! Can we come to an agreement on F) All of the above
Wangan_Warrior 9
I'd lie to vote for G) Her boyfriend picked a pretty stupid time to propose
causticgirl 6
(F) This is a ******* lame FML to begin with. We should all have OP's "problems"
Haha_no_123 11
People, people. The answer is clearly H) she stayed up all night after him hinting he was going to propose and he left her house really late so she diff get the usual hours of sleep she's gets
DocBastard 40
I find it fascinating that every comment on this thread has been voted down. Hmmm...curious...
xStaciexLynnx 15
That's because everyone voted down everyone else's so their letter choice could win. ;-)
menechiann 0
Theres no such thing as a "boring" proposal. If they love eachother and he was ready to propose, then it would be the happiest moment for the both regardless of where they are, what time it is and what state she's in as well.
perdix 31
Hopefully, the guy who kept you up all night got out before that boyfriend arrived.
Rocky007 15
20 years from now you two will have a fun memory. Good luck!
jmoreno 4
So was that a NO
le_troll 0
Well? Are congratulations in order?
Burrito_Time 5
Yawn! Ive seen this before..
obviousboy 8
Seems a pretty shitty time to propose.
Dracoboxer357 36
Lol! OP, you yawned? That is the whole FML? Many people freak out when they get proposed to, you got proposed to by someone who should understand/love you and knows you had a rough night, I'm pretty sure he wasn't too offended assuming you said yes afterwards.....? :) So no, I didn't vote FYL, I voted ydi....and by that, I mean the proposal! Congratulations! :D
coolstorybro6 6
But did you say yes??