Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
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DocBastard 40
Congratulations! Did you want a prize for doing your job?
liy223 6
'Little boys' have accidents sometimes. Your responsible for him while he's with you, so doesn't that make it part of your job?
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Comments (111)
SoSickWithIt 14
Don't be hating, he had a v8? :D
SoSickWithIt 14
I got so excited about being the first commenter that I drew a complete blank on something to say. I just had to seize the moment though. You really can't blame the child, they probably don't have full control over their colon yet. Atleast it wasn't green diarrhea.
tellithowitis 13
Do what you gotta doo-doo
iAmScrubs 19
Unless it's false advertising, I'm pretty sure a v8 doesn't make one crap their pants.
kay2810 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sounds like a shitty situation ;) haha
teague95 16
Benabus who said "Eew that's crappy" on comment number 2? Are you an overused pun hypocrite?
teague95 16
Your #2 comment and 3's comment were at the same exact time
xcarxcrashx 9
I love how much energy people put into defending themselves on fml.
kay2810 9
Okay calm down... It's just the first thing that came to my head when I read it. You don't need to bitch me out just because I used a over used pun.
drinkPINK 4
Hahahaha! But seriously, sorry OP. :/ That's a crappy situation ;)
TheMaster15 10
*sigh*... how many times do we have to go through this?
ShadowlessSpear 21
It's been 3 years since then. Still happening.
123josie123 11
Well he might consider it an achievement.
grahambertus 11
Achievement unlocked! Make my counselor's life a living hell. 50 gamerscore!
Pinkfl0yd 9
Pants shat - 15G
thepyrotek 1
Don't you just love little kids?
DocBastard 40
Congratulations! Did you want a prize for doing your job?
silentbutfunny 0
$? Fame? Women? Shit covered hands?
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
You win foot to mouth disease! Thanks for playing!
silentbutfunny 0
Mrrpphhh!!!!
pepelapew 0
Your such a douchbag doc. Go crawl in a hole and dye
silentbutfunny 0
I have a feeling 61 is going to be rediculed so much... And bitched out... ALOT
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
61 you shouldn't have set that.... Now he's going to kill you... He never forgives he never forgets....
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Said* damn Autocorrect!!!
yummy_richkid 3
He said "crawl in a hole and DYE". Not further humiliation is needed. But what color are we dying doc?
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
78 I have never seen anyone kiss his ass, they find humor in his comments just like many of the other FML people here.
DocBastard 40
Pepelepew, I'm glad I was able to see your comment before the Mighty FML Deity came down off her perch on high and smote it. It seems you're still harbouring a grudge against me for something I may have said weeks ago. Just get over it, friend. Ever notice how some people call others "friend" when they actually mean "idiot"? Interesting, that.
Sumo69 9
Your comment would've been funny if you have a left out the last part You know when someone tries to explain what they meant Shit now i am doing it
silentbutfunny 0
Ugg, i really wish the mods leave flame wars up, its more entertaining than the fml (pretty amusing), the funny puns and comments people come up with about the fml (pretty funny), and most of all; people bashing the op because of the idiot things they do (more interesting than anything, makes most things preventable). Flame wars are pretty much the best thing on the internet. Cheap entertainment
MerrikBarbarian 9
Actually having worked day camps, it wasn't her job- that is the camp leaders job for both reasons of camp leader is paid more to deal with shit like this (no pun intended), and the camp leader has their ass covered legally with security checks- most group leaders/councellors do not based on the camps I worked at. Op could actually be charged with child molestation, screwed up as that is, because they weren't covered legally. :/
crazydog1223 4
Atleast he has a clean ass :)
cablooey 0
Kids. Always ******** on your day.
onlychildFTW 34
I did that when I was a kid too. Like in preschool and kindergarten. You should tell the mom to put him in diapers. It'll save his pants and it's easier to clean up for you OP.
Yak99 0
What a crappy situation.......sorry i always wanted to make one of those lame pun comments
xcarxcrashx 9
It's a shame you waited too long. The very people who would have made the same puns along with you are now sick to death of them.
liy223 6
'Little boys' have accidents sometimes. Your responsible for him while he's with you, so doesn't that make it part of your job?
melchibr_fml 0
Women cook and clean well, so does that make it their job?
Awsumuzzie 12
Planes fly and land well, does that make it their job?
BobbieH 19
The comment didn't say anything about doing anything "well". It stated that if your job is at a kids day-camp, accidents with children are common and this is part of doing that job. There isn't anything sexist about that statement. The OP's job description includes taking care of these accidents as would any type of child care job.