Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, I decided to bring down a very old fan from the attic. I plugged it in, and as soon as I turned it on, tiny spiders were blown all over my room. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML
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Top comments
fortune789 17
The itsy bitsy spider went up the dryer vent! Out came the roommate and out the spider went!
EatOrphans4Fun 24
Hmm.. Flying spiders. Who knew?
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EatOrphans4Fun 24
Hmm.. Flying spiders. Who knew?
Ilikepie82479 20
Maybe he was just really good at jumping
Mystery_Unsolved 16
I can only imagine what it was like for her roommate at the time
ShadowOpsV4 13
If the roommate was a guy.. If I was him id take it
Drizl 17
At least you didn't hurt yourself!
LunaaBluee 27
Probably stubbed his/her toe while running out and flailing
badluckalex 23
better a stubbed toe than to be ferociously mauled by a flying killer spider
fortune789 17
The itsy bitsy spider went up the dryer vent! Out came the roommate and out the spider went!
BurleyGames 1
please tell me im not the only one who read that in tune with the actual song
Allison_leah23 17
You're not!
rockyhorrorQT 12
I did it too!
Emma1562 35
Best.Thing.Ever!
ComoEsJuan 24
I can see this being a new torture technique. "Answer the question, Jerry, or I'm getting the damn spiders again, Jerry"
Flaming_Pandas 15
Woah there, Satan.
Turtle_Man 21
Don't give the CIA any ideas
thes7274473 19
Too late, the NSA has already read this and informed the CIA
PenguinBitch 44
Hmmm new military gun prototype. The Sipa' Launcher.
Mauskau 36
Sipa? What's wrong with Spida?
royal_ranger 12
I'm pretty sure he misspelled.
NLM22 14
haha. I didn't notice the typo until I read the comments.
devildog562 33
I don't think that's your roommates spider sense that's tingling!
jojomalone55 16
Yeah I'm pretty sure I'd to the same thing, so don't worry about it(: sorry that happened though /:
MisterEx 28
You would? Hmmm. Interesting! On a totally unrelated note: hey! Do you need a roommate? I've got a hair dryer you could borrow!
little_one 20
Honestly seeing someone or getting seen naked isn't that big a deal. It's awkward and uncomfortable, but it is what it is.
MisterEx 28
Even though my following statement combined with your nickname makes me sound a bit creepy, but I like the way you think *creepy smile and awkwardly long stare*
homesuckfucker 28
The initial trauma may be bad, but I'm sure both you and your roommate will have a good laugh about it later! Also, a word of advice. ALWAYS blow your dryer in the opposite direction before using it on yourself, in case of; 1. Organisms possibly inhabiting it. 2. Dust. 3. The good old "flour in the blow dryer," prank. 4. A multitude of other possibilities. Better safe than sorry!
BurleyGames 1
this is a great comment and all, until you read their username...
homesuckfucker 28
"They" are well aware of the fact that their username can mislead someone to a false conclusion. They are not gross or stupid, and they apologize for any confusion regarding that. :)
thing1andthing2 8
Wow. You're awesome. Great advice.
UnidentifiedFun 37
Well, I will now check for spiders every time I blow my hair dry.
ShadowOpsV4 13
I mean it would have sounded better if you said "blow dry my hair"
UnidentifiedFun 37
Actually, it doesn't matter since both variations of the phrase are widely used.. Was that a poor attempt at a sexual innuendo?
PeaceTea13 17
Man that situation blows.
Flaming_Pandas 15
Get out.
AddictGamer 16
Bye bye little birdie, cause you'll be gone with the wind.
DogeMan 14
Wow just wow