Today, my best friend told me he loved me, so I reminded him that I'm a lesbian. "That's just a phase, just wait till you suck my dick," was his reply. He was serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML
Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked at me and said "I'm not feeling it. But does this mean we can have sex?" FML
Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally gave the guy I was with for over a year a blowjob. Right after he tells me "I don't want a girlfriend but I want you to be my best friend." FML
Today, my lesbian best friend told me she might be bi and wanted to try sex with a guy she trusts, AKA me. She eventually convinced me, but after we'd had 'weird best friend sex' she decided she’s a lesbian after all, and I “took advantage of her temporary confusion,” so we’re not friends anymore. WTF? FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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Top comments
Phil 14
Just tell him that liking girls is just a phase for him, wait til he sucks a dick.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Before using your mouth, I'd suggest using your foot. In a kicking motion. At speed.
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Comments (24)
jbuckets_404 39
So was it just a phase - like he said? ;-)
Phil 14
Just tell him that liking girls is just a phase for him, wait til he sucks a dick.
Giovanni Adamo 16
good thing i was in the bathroom or my job mates would have thought I was crazy laughing like this ahahah
RichardPencil 32
You ought to do it once and tell him you still like girls better. See how he handles that.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Before using your mouth, I'd suggest using your foot. In a kicking motion. At speed.
Jonathan Kash 2
That might’ve been kinda smooth if he hadn’t said it was jus a phase
BurnInDemonFire 39
I get the feeling your parents regret not aborting your stupid ass.
childlessmother 16
Time for a new best friend
TomeDr 25
Someone needs to tell this idiot that not all girls enjoy giving head.
RichardPencil 32
I've met them. ;( ;( ;(
alicelouise66 5
well. he is obviously not a particularly intelligent person. did you explain to him it doesn't work that way?
Madison Gliosci 16
What a great best friend. I’m sorry OP that’s not the kind of friend you want.
GamerChickxoxo 16
What a ****. Seriously, like gargle with hot sauce and blow him. He will never ask again.