Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I got my first university math midterm back. I did so bad that my teacher put a sadface on the first page. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
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mrahhhhh 21
1. Decide to shave your arms. 2. Shave all your hair, but leave a nice patch that says "**** YOU MATH TEACHER." 3. Show it to your math teacher. 4. Put on your shades and walk away in slow motion. You will gain +4 to your "badass" stat 5. Shave off the rest of the hair and gain +5 to your "attractive" stat.
cantfightfate 0
and who the hell gets their arms waxed? lol
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XxxiSaYzRaWrxxX 0
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YDI for not getting ur arms waxed.....yea we do tht now u should try it
Metzler31 17
Well since the poster's name is Sean, maybe it is a guy?
cantfightfate 0
and who the hell gets their arms waxed? lol
SwiftCashew 0
Try long sleeves next time.
5t3ff1k4h 47
1-I'm female. I don't wax or shave my arms. My arm hair is just fine... it's thin/sparse and fair. I'm sorry yours is ape-esque... OP - You should have brought that to the teacher's attention and PROVED you didn't cheat.
explosiveskittle 0
lol you're the one with the moustache ...
TimmyTimbo 0
ugghh arm waxing. that sounds painful...0_0
HahaHokayThen 10
Haha number 1 has overwaxed eyebrows & a mustache. Must be some kind of Russian hair graft or something.
CrimsonWolf1294 0
1 fails
CitrusGirl 0
Arm waxing is for people who are waaaayyyy too self-conscious.
anorexicbarbie 8
Haha 71 has a pig nose.
HahaHokayThen 10
Hahaha 144 is a fag***. You probably don't have a photo cause you're freakishly ugly, so you shouldn't be talking, Kay?
awesomesauceninj 0
ydi for shaving ur arms dumbasssss
marinus_fml 20
I would have go agree #144 is an asshole..
marinus_fml 20
to*
Mapholisto 7
It drives me nuts when people don't have hair on their arms. Looks so fake, plastic, and gross.
sexyninja1998 0
ut called shaving
far_east 6
lol, thanks for pointing it out 22, take a closer look at 1s picture and hey theres a stache
thikimo 0
lol 22 win! only people who are too self conscious or metro sexual shave/wax their arms. idgaf
JNaftel 0
don't listen to them, i'd bang the shit outta you.
InDenial 6
#1, it's funny how you say 'we' do that now since most of us here don't shave our arms. I feel sorry for you if you have to shave your arms.
lancome_fml 0
#1 you're really stupid for faking a missing teenager. I hope you know that. :)
Franco24 0
144 is to ugly too use a real picture.
lawls79 14
I'd sue.
bwhahaha_fml 10
for a math test?
bigbadtim 7
It's the U.S.. You can sue for anything.
bwhahaha_fml 10
lol. so true. so true
RachelHellYeah 0
18- very true lol
cookiesofchaos 0
39, it's called counter-suing.
KiddNYC1O 22
98 fail
iRyanJr 0
Next person to say sue, I'm sueing! ... Wait! I just said sue, so therefore I'm sueing myself?!?
iRyanJr 0
Suing* (me)
bwhahaha_fml 10
I'm suing all of you for overusing the American suing system.
awesomesauceninj 0
145~im sueing u for sueing my great uncles cousins daughters fathers son o yea
Filipwnage 0
pancakes.
jsx12345 0
205-WIN
flossybaben 0
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man you must be stupid and hairy
FFML_314 12
Yes, I can see how having hairy arms would make someone appear stupid.
FFML_314 12
Yes, I can see how having hairy arms would make someone appear stupid.
FFML_314 12
Oh wow. OP got a 0, because the teacher assumed he/she was cheating. Not because they are stupid. Is there anyone left in this world with a brain?
HahaHokayThen 10
32 I agree haha
flossybaben 0
yeh exept for you
FFML_314 12
*Yeah, except for you.
flossybaben 0
what is your problem perfect little girl
FFML_314 12
Little girl? How insulting. No problem. Just helping stupid people to realize how stupid they really are.
flossybaben 0
well then she has met her match
FFML_314 12
Please, don't make me laugh. Arguing with a person who can't even form a structured sentence, is like arguing with a door. You'll quickly say "im not goin to argue anymore ur a bitch"
5t3ff1k4h 47
46 - You've got to be freaking kidding me.
flossybaben 0
I'm guessing you don't have very many friends. I feel sorry for you
FFML_314 12
Really? That's it? All that anticipation and that's all you deliver? I'm disappointed. You come on this site and hit on random guys and you're going to accuse me of having no friends. I'm not the one that needs to come online to get attention.
5t3ff1k4h 47
50 - It's barely begun (assuming you stick around) and she's already got two friends (and an unknown) supporting her. So, it appears you're blind, dumb, and illiterate. Good combo.
FFML_314 12
I knew she would give up before even starting.
flossybaben 0
ok I really don't see where this is going. hope you choke on you popcorn :-)
FFML_314 12
Who called it? "well then shes met her match" Right. You're weak.
flossybaben 0
in all seriousness why do you stick around to see what people say don't you have a hobby like horse riding or something?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Pen - You did? Thank you! Extra butter, right? Anna - Why does this always happen to you? Moron - Sure. We'll choke on our interwebs popcorn. Just for you.
FFML_314 12
Are you replying or is it a figment of my imagination? I don't stick around. I'm online and I get notified whenever your dumb-ass replies. I don't know, Steff. I'm just that loved. :P
flossybaben 0
I'll tell you why this always happens to you. it happens because you always have a smart ass remark and people are sick of your attitude that there wrong and your always right.
5t3ff1k4h 47
It depends. chocolate Whopper candies, or a Whopper from Burger King... Moron: She is always right. She's proved it every time.
FFML_314 12
*It *happens, *they're *you're
HahaHokayThen 10
Hypocrite. You're on too. You should just stop now before you make yourself sound even more stupid than you already are.
flossybaben 0
how about I leave you here to work out what's going on and I'll go do something productive
FFML_314 12
If you didn't already gather, Pendatik and Steff are actually personal friends of mine. It just goes to show how little you know. Does something productive involve hitting on random guys on FML?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Ew. Never offer me Pepsi. Coke, please! You want balls for this movie? Weird. Hey Pen...
sourgirl101 29
A "smart ass" remark that comes from someone smart. I brought the ju-ju beans!
FFML_314 12
Bahaha! Pepsi is gross. I'm with you all the way on the Coke, Steff.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Mmmm... sourgirl, give me the black and green ones!
Schizomaniac 24
You guys are truly something else...
5t3ff1k4h 47
Freaks? Excuse me. Last time I checked, *checks in the mirror just to be sure* I don't look like I freak! D: Mmm... both please! :) It's going to be a long... err... "showing". Pen - She wants balls. You provide. It's either you or Eli...
sourgirl101 29
Ohh, I like the black ones too!
5t3ff1k4h 47
sourgirl - That's what she said. Bow chicka wow wow.
FFML_314 12
You guys are all crazy, because I'm feeling some Spaghetti at Olive Garden.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Anna - Laaaaaaame. You can't bring that into the show.
FFML_314 12
It's me you're talking too. I'm very persuasive and I will wear my cleavage shirt. That way I can bring weed into the show if I want too. (Not that I would)
5t3ff1k4h 47
You mentioned it, so I'm inclined to believe you would! Also, you can't bring Red Lobster in, either. You guys fai..........crap. I want Red Lobster.
FFML_314 12
Yes! Shrimp FTW! Pendatik feels a bit inferior to shrimp, so we will have to get him something else.
sourgirl101 29
No no, Olive Garden has tiramisu!!!! Screw those Red Lobster cheese biscuits!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Clam Chowder? I've never had tiramisu. I've heard mixed reviews about it.
FFML_314 12
I feel like the luckiest person in the world. Having all of these beautiful ladies and Pendatik to go to a movie with. How about we make a day out of it? Olive Garden for lunch, movie and dinner at Red Lobster.
sourgirl101 29
I love their tiramisu! It's so good, I always get an extra one to go.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Anna - You paying? Yeah? Cool. It's a date, miss sixty-hours-a-week. :) Sourgirl - What exactly is it? What does it taste like? The only reviews I've heard are, I loved it, or I hated it.
FFML_314 12
I will pay if I get a massage from at least one of you.
5t3ff1k4h 47
It depends where you want this massage...
FFML_314 12
No, Pen. Don't take my glory! I would like a head to toe massage. Start with washing my hair and end with rubbing muh feet.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Eh sourgirl, I think it's your turn.
FFML_314 12
BAHAHA! I know Q is up for it. ;)
ImaginaryFoe 1
The argument was a disappointment and I got hungry reading this. I'm going to start leaving typos and misplaced commas lying around if somebody doesn't give me some tiramisu or prawns.
FFML_314 12
LOL, you're welcome to join IF.
sourgirl101 29
Tiramisu is kind of a coffee dessert made with mascopone (Italian cheese). It's very light a sooo good when it's cold.
sourgirl101 29
Damn Imaginaryfoe, I'm so happy to have you join. You were gone from FML for too long. Glad to see you're finally back.(:
ImaginaryFoe 1
Does that mean I've got a shot at getting a massage, too?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I'm a bit late, but I had to stop at the liquor store. My flask was running low, and crappy shows are much better when well-lubricated.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I'm a bit late, but I had to stop at the liquor store. The ol' flask was running dry, and crappy shows are much better when one is well-lubricated.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*burp* Oops, repeating myself already!
sourgirl101 29
Haha I enjoyed reading this much better the second time.(: Only half my post show up too.
KiddNYC1O 22
Everyone... get a life =]
ImaginaryFoe 1
Did you bring enough to share, IrishJane? @ Kidd: If this is death, I am enjoying it far too much to try the other option.
heynow00wellthen 0
I was going to say that I wasted 10 minutes reading that entire "argument" (can it be called an argument when one person was soundly beaten with little effort from the other person?), but I ended up being entertained by your movie/date/food plans, and it ended up being a very enjoyable ten minutes. :) That was a very long sentence.
KiddNYC1O 22
Haha. Good one, Imaginary- one of FML's originals. Welcome back.
bwhahaha_fml 10
and the winner is??? no seriously who won? I lost track.
I_iz_special 0
You all are evil! You have made me hungry. I mustn't eat the chips! No, I shall. :)
DocBastard 40
I can't believe I just read this entire thread. flippityflappity sure disappeared in a hurry. I thought she put up a spirited fight for a few minutes. Not bad for a 16 year old kid. Seriously, FFML, pendatik, steff, sourgirl- I want my 3 minutes back.
missrawrzy 0
I'm not sure if thats humanly possible.
missrawrzy 0
That was meant for #70 by the way.
flossybaben 0
I left because they started talking about food "intelligent"
5t3ff1k4h 47
171 - I love how you mysteriously disappear, and then lo and behold, you've reappeared as soon as people wonder why you left so quickly. No need to defend your honour... there's nothing left to defend.
LeFrogDog 27
hey 58 why ru coming and checking on the feed again as well ..... LAME, beat on these fml
YDI_Bro 0
Jesus... get a life
iRyanJr 0
What's a 'life'?
Schizomaniac 24
Ahahaha. "Get a life." Coming from the guy who read the conversation.
fmlsxmakexmyxday 0
I like when people get corrected for things. Because usually they spend extra time on their sentance just so they don't mess up and try to sound smart.
5t3ff1k4h 47
203 - Or they're just intelligent and know how to properly write a sentence.
HahaHokayThen 10
203- or they know how to spell "sentence." 168- LOL I think you're right (:
YDI_Bro 0
Fix that shit chewbacca
suppressed08 2
*arrerrrrerrrrrgh* For those of you who can't read Wookie, that was a shit impression of one.
Lsfml 0
LOL shave or wax it off!
mrahhhhh 21
1. Decide to shave your arms. 2. Shave all your hair, but leave a nice patch that says "**** YOU MATH TEACHER." 3. Show it to your math teacher. 4. Put on your shades and walk away in slow motion. You will gain +4 to your "badass" stat 5. Shave off the rest of the hair and gain +5 to your "attractive" stat.
Britney_0 0
ewwww wax shave do something about it anything
SmokeMoles 0
YDI for having forearms
gibby1235 6
shut up
unko_oa 0
wow nice bud.
gibby1235 6
thanks bro
bigbadtim 7
That sucks, Big Foot.
C6Racer 0
What kind of a man would wax or shave his forearms? Unless you're a pro swimmer, that crap is gay.
aurynforever 14
you're gay.