Jules
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
Beachwood, United States
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Out of Ice Cream
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Emily
Arlington, United States
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
j_babydoll6520
Australia
Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying, "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
confusedandnowsingle
Espoo, Finland
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Top comments
you_failed 15
Wow. Brutal. But maybe you should reconstruct his face and maybe, we'll see who's the ugly one in public.
pinklover24 13
I hope is next girlfriend dumps him like that.
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Comments (85)
emmanizzer 6
Seriously? What a dick move. Everyone looks ugly when they cry.
SirEBC 7
I don't, but that's probably because I don't cry. *Flexes muscles*
lakeybalboa 0
awww yee
aback 5
Bad boyfriends are a hidden blessing. They teach you what NOT to look for in a husband.
alissa_roar 6
Very good point
BoCo_fml 9
Just be glad that you are finished with such a jerk. Obviously he's too shallow for you to be with him. Suck it up and enjoy some overdue me time.
mydearrjuliet 0
Wow, what a prick.
socalsd 0
he and sexist guy from a few FMLs ago should meet each other. what an ass.
awkward_turtles 1
the guy who tried to "look cool" by telling his wife to get back in the kitchen and then she totally dissed him? I was thinking the same thing.
pinklover24 13
I hope is next girlfriend dumps him like that.
YummyxBrownie 0
i agree with number 17
djrox11 0
yeah that's a really dick move but how do we know that OP's crying face isn't a black hole with 17 helpless crying babies inside? that would be ultra shitty, I wouldn't break up with her face to face then, idk about you..
cdatribe23 0
I'm sorry buy I can't help but laugh hahaha more fish in the sea lady:)
tahoegirl93 0
your boyfriends a losers and a piece of shit, good ridence! you deserve better, trust me! be happy and find someone better, let karma take revenge on him!